Anywhere! To the world's end!
Oh no!
Tell her... I'm dead!
Burned to death in the fire!
George, that is uncivilized.
Attention! I'm coming out!
Let's see if everything is here.
Looks like it is.
What is this?
2 pounds 3 pence?
With that money I could fly
around the world.
There.
- What is this, a tip?
- That is your fare!
One for you, and one for you.
I hope you know who I am?
We do.
You are miss Fury.
Or miss Harpy?
Welcome, miss Andrew! Hope
the journey was a pleasant one?
Very unpleasant, Mrs. Banks.
By the way so are your children.
Extremely unpleasant.
This is Michael?
And this one must be Jane?
Why is she wearing trousers? In
my days girls didn't wear those.
- Yes, but I...
- Be quiet!
The children are extremely
ill-bred.
The boy will go to a military
school and I will mind the girl.
I hope you will like it here.
What is this? Where did this
heap of junk come from?
And that - in front of an Englishman's house?!
What happened to "My house is my fortress"?
What is this - pop art?
Disgusting! Take it away!
- They'll take it away tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?
Morgen, morgen, nur nicht
hoite... Tomorrow!
- Understood?
- I will see to it immediately.
- Bitte.
- Would you like to come in...
- I would indeed. Where is
the toilet? - The toilet?
Yes. Is that your gardener?
Hey, young lad!
Take the luggage into the house!
Be careful with the phials.
I am very conscious of my
health, Mrs. Banks.
Wait a minute!
The thing is too expensive to
trust anyone with it.
It was stuffy in the airplane,
it's stuffy everywhere.
One moment! I have to count
my stuff.
One, two, three, four, five.
Spring will pass and autumn
will pass,
And autumn will pass!
Oh-oh.
Jane, a month is a very long
time, is it?
It is... It's 4 weeks and a
short tail.
Very wise. You did the
right thing.
It was very wise of you to come
to me, mister Banks.
In your situation the best thing
is an emergency submersion.
At first we will submerge to
the depth of 100 feet.
There you go!
Here's to us, my boy.
How do you like the depth?
- Excellent depth.
- I'd say, excellent!
I almost feel the boat rocking.
Trust the old salt, my boy.
A thousand times I navigated
my boats at this depth!
They make their way noiselessly
like moles!
Dark all around you, the realm
of octopuses and sharks!
- Octopuses and sharks?
- Yes!
Then it's a pity it is not miss
Andrew who goes down there.
Oh, we would torpedo her
down there!
You think two bow torpedoes
would be enough?
- The displacement is too great.
- Really?
- Then we add one on the stern..
- You are a good sailor.
- Torpedoes ready for launch!
- Prepare for launching!
Which kind of sport
do you prefer?
Biking.
I go for hass grockey.
I bet a ton against a square
inch, that now...
... we are perfectly safe,
my boy.
And even if this miss Andrew
were a nuclear rocket carrier...
... she would never get you!
I hate to leave you, admiral.
Why don't we sail on a voyage
around the world?
Autonomous voyage.
Perfectly autonomous.
Not to ever rise to the surface.
It is so peaceful and
quiet here.
And no problems at all!
They live in their polluted
environment!
And here there is no
environment.
I mean to say, no pollution!
They suffer from fires, floods
and tornadoes.
And here we are completely
fire-water-tornado-proof!
They have energy crises. And we
are absolutely autonomous.
You see any crisis? Where
is it? Where?
Every time a see a tax-collector
through my periscope,
I drop flat on the seabed and
switch on the TV-set!
And I only watch the education
channel.
... We are happy to welcome
her in our city...
... and in the morning edition
of our educational program.
Miss Andrew devoted most
of her life to...
... educating and upbringing
children.
- It's her.
- And today...
Am I hallucinating?. It's her!
- Who? Where?
- It's miss Andrew.
She decided to establish an
annual award of 15 000 Lb...
...to her best