o, it vanishes into our car,
we make a fortune,
I swear, you know,
sometimes your pilot light is out,
Oh, yeah?
Well, what do you say we do with it?
Hey, it's my science project, remember?
I turn it in, get my diploma,
I'm gonna kiss this school good-bye,
- Oh, you're pulling my zucchini,
- Oh, you got a better suggestion, huh?
- Yeah, I say we sell it to 60 Minutes.
- 60 Minutes, huh?
- See ya later,
- (Vince) Look, there he is, there he is,
- Hey, Bob!
- Yo, Bob!
Listen, about the...
- You guys cut my science final,
- No, no...
what's with you guys?
Where were you?
We got kinda hung up in the auto shop,
you know?
- In the ozone, is more like it,
- In the ozone, blowzone!
I'm tired of you 4-Fs,
I'm gonna tell you one thing,
Unless your project is dyno-supreme,
you both get Ds,
Hey, I'll take it,
See, Bob, that's what I wanna talk to you
about - my science project, you know,
I was wondering maybe if you could
come by tonight and take a look at it?
I'm off to an anti-war alumni meeting,
and I'm late, Can you dig it?
Bob, come on, I mean,
you're the only who'd understand this,
- Hey, don't bet on it,
- Give us a break, all right,
All right, I'll be here tonight,
grading papers at 9:00,
9:00?
OK,
So, how come you didn't tell him, huh?
Tell him what?
We got a door to the twilight zone?
Yeah, you're gonna blow his doors off
with this information,
Yeah,
- Hey, you got any change, Vinnie?
- Hey, school tax, jellyfish,
Come on, come on, come on,
Here,
- Drif!
- (crash)
He had to take a leak,
(# rock)
(phone rings)
- Hello?
- Hey, Ellie, it's me, Michael.
Oh, hi, Michael,
I was wondering if maybe you might
wanna go out with me tonight.
Sure, I'd like to go out tonight,
- Great. Could you bring your camera?
- My camera?
I gotta take pictures of something.
Michael, we're not gonna go
to another junkyard, are we?
(TV on)
- To a great life,
- It's gonna be good,
(door closes)
(giggling)
- Hey, what the hell happened here?
- Oh, Mike!
How do you like the color scheme?
Dolores did it, You remember Dolores,
Hello, Michael,
It's just so lovely to see you again,
Lovely, Lovely,
I hardly recognize the place,
Oh!
I just knowed we shouldn't
have goed off to Reno
to get married
like a couple of lovesick puppies,
Don't worry, sugar plum,
I'll have a talk with him,
You are gonna come in and socialize
with your new stepmother!
Do I make myself clear?
Stepmother?
(bugle call on TV)
Shh, Quiet, Skipper,
(man on TV) Right!
- Burn it!
- (tires squeal)
- Anytime, Vinnie,
- wait a minute,
Vinnie,
Open sesame,
(Michael) watch out, watch out,
- what is this? Night school?
- Something's going on around here,
what did Harlan and Tonto
rip off from the auto shop?
Come on, let's go,
"who was the father of the H-bomb?"
"Boy George,"
I don't know,
Now, that's nuclear power for ya,
- Bobby,
- Sorry we're late,
Oh, I'd given up on you guys,
we really appreciate this, Here it is,
well, what is it?
Put it over on the table there,
we'll look at it,
Are you kidding?
You really don't know what it is?
I'm just testing you guys,
OK, Now watch this,
Press these two things, right?
See those lights? Weird, huh?
Yeah,
Hold this while I pull these levers out,
Then back, watch the light,
(Vinnie) wow,
Pretty amazing, huh, Bob?
- It's incredible, huh?
- Psychedelic,
- Yeah, Go on, touch it,
- Yeah? Yeah?
Go ahead,
whoa,
what we should do first is
find out what kind of metal this is,
There we go,
Do you wanna see my new inspector?
Metal inspector, watch this now,
(Ellie) Ooh!
It looks unreal,
I mean, it doesn't show up
on our metal inspector,
I mean, it's some sort of...
it's some sort of power plant,
- You hear that, Mike? It's an engine,
- An engine for what?
Now, wait a second,
where did you guys find this?
Where did you dig this up?
Well, Michael found it over at the...
Found it at the old junkyard
outside of town, Sampson'