- Gotcha!
- What are you doin'?
- Just ignore her,
- Finally! I can't believe it,
Now, I need some information
from you, OK?
Will you just pull the plug, will you?
Look, you're the last picture
for the yearbook,
and I need some stats from you now!
- Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait!
- Look, you know, you got lousy timing,
- I know,
- Don't pay any attention to her,
Look, I know it's a flaw in my character,
and I'm working on it,
- Now, what's your sign, Harlan?
- Pontiac,
"Bimbo Leaves Harlan in Limbo,"
Makes a great yearbook headline,
don't you think?
OK, news flash update:
I dumped Crystal, all right?
- That is not what I heard,
- Oh, no?
No,
OK, what do you wanna know, huh?
- Your major?
- Yeah,
(sighs) Major,
Uh... I don't know, Auto shop,
Favorite video game?
World Series,
Are you into computers? All right,
how many times have you seen Jedi?
Yeah, and cars, I never saw Jedi.
- You never saw Jedi?
- Are you serious?
Have you been under a car
for ten years, Harlan?
- What?
- All right, what do you like?
What do I like? I like cars,
I like Springsteen,
I like my goat, You know?
- Goat?
- Yeah,
- OK, yeah, But...
- But what?
What do you do in your spare time?
Cars, Bye,
what goat?
Hey, yo, Mike!
Mike, so what's the dish, Cousin Fish?
Come on, what happened?
Tell me, talk to me, what happened?
- What? With who?
- With Crystal,
I don't believe this, what, did everybody
know about this but me?
Look, look, I seen this Dynasty
where this guy got a girl back
with a Chihuahua fur coat, huh?
Vince, she doesn't want a fur coat,
all right? She doesn't even want me,
Oh, yeah? Well, what does she want?
I don't know,
She wants to be, you know, romanced,
- Swept off her feet,
- Swept off her...
Yeah, I'd have swept her off her feet,
all right, with a lef,
Hey, a girl pulls that back in Brooklyn,
I swear, bam-o,
All right, OK, Vince,
Hey, you're cool, You're cool, right?
You're cool, huh?
Yeah... I'm cool,
- (sighs) I don't know, Vince,
- Crystal,
why can't women be like cars,
you know?
I mean, you put gas in a car
and you cruise,
Try and treat that girl nice,
and she leaves me in the dust,
You know, my old man says,
"Treat broads like dirt, and they love ya,"
Oh, yeah? What's your old lady say?
Come on,
Ah, my parents are divorced,
That's how come I'm living out here
in the sticks with the old man,
- Right,
- Hey... hey, what did Sawyer want?
I don't know, Yearbook stats,
- Hey, I hit on Sawyer once,
- Oh, yeah?
Yeah, tried to give her
this Italian macho bod,
what'd she do?
Poor girl lost out, She called me a word
I had to look up in the dictionary,
Hey, psych majors are
nothing but trouble, Mikey,
- Lay off, I'm serious,
- OK, OK,
Hey, check this out,
You know, I put in these new lifers,
- Yeah?
- Blow Matusky away,
- Yeah, Matusky's a fag,
- (revs engine)
Oh, that's def, man,
That's def! Let's go!
(cars honking)
Hey, come on, Sawyer!
(overlapping shouts)
(boy) Come on, get it out of there!
(boy #2) Get that thing out of the lot!
What's going on, Sawyer, huh?
If I knew that, Harlan,
don't you think I'd fix it?
OK! Come on, you're holding
everybody up, Get in the car,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Motor-head Mike, Show-off,
(engine turns over)
I don't believe this,
(engine starts)
OK, Sawyer, what's going on?
Distributor caps don't just pop off
unless you want 'em to,
OK, It's confession time,
I need you to save me from being
voted Senior Class Spinster,
what?
Be a boy scout and give me a date,
Sawyer... you're too much,
OK, OK, Sawyer,
I'll pick you up at eight,
- Be outside, all right?
- Wait, Outside?
- Don't you want to meet my parents?
- Yeah, outside,
Uh-uh, no way,
Obviously, you're better with cars
than you are with people,
Hey, look, Sawyer,
if you don't wanna do this, that's fine,
I mean, you can go study or something,
Uh, no, Harlan, really,
I'll be outside at eight, Fine,
OK,
Oh, yeah, one