me.
- What? With who?
- With Crystal.
Everybody know about this but me?
ln ''Dynasty'', this guy got a girl back
with a Chihuahua fur coat!
Vince! She doesn't want a fur coat.
She doesn't even want me.
- Yeah? What does she want?
- l don't know. She wants to be...romanced.
- Swept off her feet.
- l'd sweep her off her feet with a left!
- A girl pulls that back in Brooklyn. Bam!
- OK, Vince.
Hey. You're cool, right?
You're cool?
Yeah.
l'm cool.
l don't know, Vince.
- Crystal.
- Why can't women be like cars?
You put gas in a car and you cruise.
Try and treat that girl nice
and she leaves me in the dust.
You know, my old man says
treat broads like dirt and they love ya.
Yeah? What's your old lady say?
My parents are divorced. That's how come
l'm living in the sticks with the old man.
- What did Sawyer want?
- l don't know. Yearbook stats.
- l hit on Sawyer once.
- Yeah?
l tried to give her this ltalian macho bod!
- What did she do?
- Poor girl lost out!
Called me a word l had to look up
in the dictionary. Psych majors are trouble.
- l'm serious!
- Check this out. l put in new lifters.
- Blow Matuski away!
- Matuski's a fag!
Yeah, man! Let's roll!
Come on, Sawyer! Move that thing away!
Come on! Get it out of there!
- What's going on, Sawyer?
- lf l knew that, Harlan, l'd fix it!
OK! Come on,
you're holding everybody up. Get in the car.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Motorhead Mike!
Show-off!
l don't believe this.
OK, Sawyer. What's going on?
Distributor caps don't just pop off
unless you want 'em to.
OK.
lt's confession time.
l need you to save me
from being voted Senior Class Spinster.
What?
Be a boy scout and give me a date.
Sawyer!
Too much!
OK.
OK, Sawyer. l'll pick you up at eight.
Be outside.
- Outside? Won't you meet my parents?
- Yeah. Outside. No way.
You're better with cars than with people.
Look, if you don't want to do this, it's fine...
No, Harlan. Really.
l'll be outside at eight. Fine.
OK.
Oh, yeah, one more thing.
Do you read that mag ''Cosmo''?
That rag? Are you kidding?
Good.
- Harlan?
- What?
The name's Ellie not Sawyer, OK?
Right. Ellie.
Hey, let's move it or we'll move it for ya!
- Let's go, Sherm the worm!
- Move the heap, gonad.
Get it outta the way!
Here you are. A bit more!
lt's so good!
Mikey! Mike!
This is my kid here.
- Hi.
- l didn't expect you home so early.
l...l got take-out here.
Why don't you grab yourself a table?
Oh, no, no. That's OK.
Oh, Mike, l'd like you meet Delores.
She's the sales representative for...
- Betty-Jo.
- Betty-Jo Cosmetics.
- How do you do, Michael?
- Hi.
l'm so pleased to make your acquaintance.
l gotta get going. l've got a date.
l'll just...l'll just take a beer.
Nice meeting you, Louise.
Come on, Skipper.
Ciao, Michael.
Louise?
- You're really out to impress me, Harlan!
- What?
- Breaking and entering on a first date!
- Come on!
l can't believe this.
l must have a masochistic tendency
l didn't know about.
Doesn't anybody
wine and dine a girl any more?
Come on!
Keep it down, will you? Get down!
Oh, come on, Harlan. Wait up! Harlan!
This may be a stupid question,
but what are we doing in a junkyard?
- This isn't just any junkyard.
- What's special about it?
lt used to be an old military testing ground.
Now they just dump all their old junk here.
l thought you'd like it.
- You want to be a reporter, don't you?
- Yeah. Or a psych.
- What's that got to do with anything?
- Look around.
Everything here's got a story behind it.
Yeah. You know, you're right.
l never really thought about it.
Harlan!
What are we doing here?
l need a project to graduate.
l can't do anything scientific.
What l can do is...is restore old machines.
l might find something to pass off
as my science project.
Michael! Are you OK?
Yeah. Just get that light out of my eyes.
Sorry.
- What is it down there?
- l don't know. A fallout shelter or something.
''You can protect yourself