what the really sad thing is?
I bet the people that live there don't
think it's half as pretty as I do.
You know, Andie, I'm just...
They just don't write love songs
like they used to. I...
I'm angry about this now. My evening's
shot. Just drive me home, now.
The reason I came over, other than I'd
been planning to come and say hello,
- I wanted to talk to you about Andie.
- Yeah?
She's an incredible individual.
You know that.
I mean, I'm there for her.
Whenever, however, I'm there.
You can rest assured
that she's covered.
I don't want you to worry,
because my only plans
are to make sure
that she's taken care of.
That's nice of you, Phil.
And I'd like to marry her.
Well, not today. But eventually, I figure.
Well, does Andie know
how you feel about this?
No confirmation on that just yet.
I'm layin' the groundwork.
I'm thinkin' in terms of
housing, food, basic needs.
But I'm picking my moment.
- I mean, you understand, right?
- Sure.
I felt the same way about
somebody myself.
A girl?
A girl.
I loved her and I married her.
And one day she just split.
Wait, this was Andie's mom?
Yeah.
So I haven't seen her in three years,
you know, and...
But I still love her
just as much as I ever did, you know?
You can love Andie, but that doesn't
mean she'll love you back.
It doesn't mean she won't, but...
What I'm trying to say is
you can't make it happen.
It either will or it won't.
- It's all in the heart.
- Yeah, sure. Cardiovascular.
Yeah. I understand.
I've been to school.
Well, I got an appointment with
a vacuum cleaner. Gotta go.
You're on a whole
home-improvement jag.
- Yeah. Turning the old life around.
- More power to ya.
If Tina Turner can do it,
Jack Walsh can do it too.
Thanks for taking your time.
I really... I appreciate it.
- My pleasure.
- I'm off like a dirty shirt.
Tina Turner.
Hiya.
We just got these glasses in.
They're really...
I didn't like that album
I got the other day.
What?
- The record.
- The record.
I thought it was a little too...
Too hip, maybe.
- Yeah, a little too hip.
- Well...
Think you can recommend something
else? A little less political?
- Lionel Richie?
- Nah.
Well...
- Teena Marie? Madonna?
- Madonna? That's awfully deep.
Yeah, very deep.
But she's got such great style.
Listen...
That's the alarm. Can you
hold on a second? I'll be right back.
Here. Read this. It's really good.
What is this?
Hi! How was your day?
Bet it pumps out about
300 decibels, huh?
- Did you do this?
- I'm not sure.
I was just using your powder room
and I decided not to disturb you,
so I was gonna go out the back door,
but I must have touched somethin'.
- How'd you get in here?
- Are you mad?
Yes, I'm mad! There are
public bathrooms everywhere!
I'm not nine, Andie. I know that.
It's the end of the month.
They're out of toilet-seat covers.
- Blane, what are you doing?
- Hey, buddy. Nothin'. Hangin' out.
- What are you shopping for? Records?
- I guess.
- Find anything?
- No, not really.
Are we gonna shoot some trap or
what? If we are, we gotta shake it.
I don't have any place to go. I like
coming here. Excuse me very much.
OK. I'm sorry for getting mad at you.
I gotta get back. See you later.
This is a shitty alarm system! I opened
the door five times before it rang.
That's it! I'm leaving.
I'm not gonna stay here. No! No way!
Hi. It's 6.05. Duckie Dale. Give me a call.
6.15. Duckie Dale again. Call me, OK?
Andie, where are you? This is the Duck.
Give me a call, OK?
It's 6.28...
Please call. Please, please, please.
This is Duckie. Are you really home
and not picking up?
Cos if so, I feel like
a giant asshole here.
It's 6.31 . Give me a call, OK?
Duckie, I'll talk to you
in the morning. Bye.
- Why are you up? I didn't wake you yet.
- I'm fixing you breakfast.
One egg over medium,
and I fed the dog.
- Did Daddy feed you, hm?
- Your egg, madame.
I don't eat eggs, Daddy.
Why don't you eat it?
- I