's, you know,
it's your life. It's none of my business.
You really don't think
she's got something?
No.
I really don't, I'm sorry.
You're gonna be late, buddy.
Okay, the Warsaw Pact is a treaty
that was signed by the Soviet Union
and its seven East European
satellites, okay?
And what it did was it...
It established a mutual
defense organization
as a counterweight to NATO.
- Duckie.
- What? What? What? What?
Well, what did I put?
You wrote, "The Warsaw Pact is
the pact that's named after Warsaw."
So a teacher's just gonna know
that you're just bullshitting.
Okay, okay. What about the rest of it?
Well, the Russian Revolution did not
take place in Germany.
- Well, what was Karl Marx then?
- He was a German.
Well, there you go.
Yes, but his being German
doesn't have anything to do
with where
the Russian Revolution occurred.
Okay, okay.
Okay, Duckie,
can I propose something to you
without you getting upset or angry?
- Well, that depends.
- On what?
I don't know, I just said that. Go ahead.
Well, I propose that you're deliberately
flunking your courses
so that you can stay in high school.
Get out of here! Why would I do that?
I don't know, you tell me.
Well, I'm not, so there's nothing to tell.
Well, you know,
you're not always one to face things.
What? Since when?
- What am I not facing?
- The future.
Well, whether or not you face the future,
it happens, right?
You run yourself down.
Why do you do that?
I am not running myself down.
You think I'm running...
I don't think I'm running myself down.
Why? Because of the way I dress?
'Cause I can laugh at myself?
That's called a sense of humor.
You should get one, they're nice.
What are we gonna do next year?
Well, according to you,
I'll still be in high school.
No, I'm serious.
I mean, not a day has passed in, what,
eight years
when I didn't see you
or talk to you at least 20 times.
Well, that's devotion.
I know,
and even though I sometimes get angry,
you know that I secretly love it.
You see, I knew that.
You know,
I hope I'm not the only one in the world
that knows what an incredible person
you are.
Well, at this point in time,
I'm afraid you are, honey.
Okay, I'm gonna get something to drink,
and then we work, okay? You promise?
- Oh, you bet.
- Okay, what do you want?
- Oh, beer, Scotch, juice box, whatever.
- Okay.
Oh, God.
I love this woman.
I love this woman, and I have to tell her.
And if she laughs, she laughs.
And if she doesn't love me,
she doesn't love me.
But if I don't find out...
Oh, I love her too much.
Love is real
Thank you, thank you.
Real is love
You're a wonderful crowd here,
you know that.
Love is living
You're fabulous. I do love you.
I do love you. You're gorgeous.
I love your hair.
Love is feeling
Feeling love
Love is wanting
She's gonna laugh.
Would I blame her?
- Here you go.
- Oh, shit.
Listen, honey, thanks,
but I'm gonna split, you know.
Why? What about your paper?
That's what I'm gonna do,
you see, 'cause...
I mean, if you help me,
thanks a lot, but it'll...
It won't be my work. It'll be bogus.
And you know,
I guess I'll see you in the a.m.
Hey, drinking and driving don't mix.
That's why I ride a bike.
- I got it.
- Over here.
Get it!
So, what's the deal?
Are you going out this weekend?
I don't know. I'm not sure yet.
- Why? What are you gonna do?
- Stay at home.
- Yeah, you gonna study again?
- Probably.
- Would you put that out?
- No.
Well, you study so much,
it makes me ill.
- I just don't see the point.
- You don't?
I don't wanna work in a record store
my whole life.
Yeah, what do you wanna be, a doctor?
Oh, God. Here we go.
Okay, let's go, everybody.
Get in your lines, please. Thank you.
- Fulmeister.
- Here!
Besset!
- Basono!
- Yeah.
- Look at that girl's shoes.
- Goulong!
- Oh, look. Watch out.
- Yorkland!
- Deeds!
- Do we smell bad or something?
- Hey, Benny.
- Fox!
- Penfield!
- I hope they