getting
to be a real drag!
I've been looking for a
girl every saturday night.
I'm 34.
I'm tired of looking.
I'd like to find a girl.
Everybody's always
telling me, "get married."
I wanna get married.
Everybody drives me crazy!
I don't wanna wreck
your saturday night.
You go ahead.
I don't wanna go.
My old lady, too.
Every word out
of her mouth-
"when you gonna get married?"
My mother drives me crazy!
So...
what do you feel like
doing tonight?
I don't know, Ange.
What do you feel
like doing?
Hello?
Yeah, he's here.
Marty, your mother's
on the phone.
My mother?
He's coming now,
mrs. Piletti.
Marty, I'm going home.
Ange, come on over
about 7:30.
We'll think
of something.
Hello, ma.
What's the matter?
Your cousin, Thomas,
and his wife, Virginia-
they're here.
They're waiting to see you.
I'll be over
in 2 or 3 minutes.
Tell Thomas to stick around.
Ok. You come on home, huh?
Ok.
Marty's coming right home.
So what happened,
aunt Theresa,
about this milk bottle,
with my mother-in-law-
she begins poking her head
over my shoulder
and she tells me
I waste money, I can't cook,
and I'm raising my baby
all wrong.
She got me so nervous,
I spilled the baby's milk.
Tommy, your mother, she's
my sister, but sometimes-
she kept talking about these
drops of milk I spilled.
I got so mad I said,
"you want to see me
really spill some milk?"
So I threw the bottle
against the door.
I didn't throw it at her.
She tells everybody I threw
a bottle of milk at her.
I didn't throw it
anywhere near her.
I was sorry right away,
but she ran
out of the house-
I don't know
what you want me to do.
If you want me to,
I'll talk to her tonight.
Aunt Theresa,
we-
let me tell it, Tommy.
Ok
aunt Theresa, we want you
to do us a big favor.
Sure.
You got this big house
just for you and Marty.
I thought maybe Tommy's mother
could come here
and live with you
and Marty.
Well...
I talked
to Tommy's brother, Joe.
I said,
"she's driving me crazy!"
"You got to take her."
He says, "oh, no!"
I may sound
like a terrible woman-
I know just how you feel.
I can't stand it anymore.
Every minute of the day-
"do this, do that."
We don't have
any privacy.
We can't even have a fight.
Everybody's miserable
at our house.
Ginnie, don't get so excited
she's right.
She's right, Tommy.
Young husband and wife
should have their own home.
My sister, Catherina,
she's my sister,
but I must say
she's an old goat.
Plenty of time I feel like
throwing the milk bottle
at her, myself.
But, I tell you right now,
if Catherina wants to come
and live here with Marty and me,
it's all right with me.
That's very nice
of you, aunt Theresa.
We got to
ask Marty first.
Sure.
You just sit here.
I go turn a little fire
under the cooking.
That's very nice of you.
How's Marty been, aunt Theresa?
Oh, he's fine.
You know a nice girl
he can marry?
Oh, don't worry.
He'll get married, aunt Theresa.
I don't know.
He sits around the house
all the time.
You know a nice place
where he can get a bride?
Well, there's
the stardust ballroom.
That's a big dance hall.
Every saturday night
it's loaded with girls
it used to be 77 cents.
Probably $1.50 now
you go there and ask
some girl to dance with you.
That's where I met Virginia
tell Marty to go to
the stardust ballroom.
It's loaded with tomatoes.
The stardust ballroom.
It's loaded with tomatoes.
Right.
This is so nice of you.
I want you to know
we appreciate it.
He's here.
Hello, Marty.
Hello, ma.
Thomas and Virginia are here.
They had another big fight
with your aunt Catherina
they ask me if it's ok
Catherina come live here.
I say, all right with me,
but we got to ask you.
Marty, she's
a lonely old woman
everybody's throwing
her out the house.
Sure, ma.
It's ok with me.
You got a good heart.
Marty say it's all right.
That sure takes a
load off my mind.
We got plenty of room.
It's going to be nice.
I