Maryella.
What's the matter, honey? Come on.
This is what being a man is all about,
honey.
You can't come in here.
Emmy!
Mine's bigger than yours is.
Why can't we get
that damn water turned off?
Shit.
Go!
Shoot him!
Jonathan, you saved me.
It's nothing, really.
I'm alive.
What?
He can see me and I'm still alive!
You are!
Thank you!
-Thank you.
-What is it?
-You're gonna have to love me forever.
-I always have, I always will.
Move!
-Get out of the way, doofus!
-Move, damn it!
It's a miracle!
Stop it!
You little creep! Stop touching me!
Get away from me!
Please don't touch me!
Roxie.
-Jesus, it's the heat!
-Hollywood.
Now, this is Emmy.
Mama, put the coins on my eyes, 'cause
I sure don't believe what I am seeing.
There he is.
Arrest that man. Who's she?
She's who I came for.
She's the dummy!
I said, "Arrest that man!"
Keep your hands off him!
Claire, thank goodness you're here.
These people....
Shut up! B.J., you really screwed up.
What are you talking about?
When I fired this idiot the other day,
I decided to replace him...
...with one of those camera
surveillance systems.
I have Richards
and this moron on videotape.
I was sure you were behind this.
You greedy snake!
Claire!
I want those two arrested
for breaking and entering and grand theft.
I'll get you later for conspiracy.
You can add kidnapping to that, too.
-Kidnapping? Who?
-Me!
Who are you?
She's the dummy!
This poor man is having a breakdown.
Get him out of here!
She's the dummy!
-She's the dummy!
-Please, don't use force.
Mamal I want my mamal
Mrs. Timkin, those video cameras,
did they pick up...
...everything last night?
I only saw what I needed to see.
Just where did you come from?
Roxie, you would never understand.
Claire....
There must be some arrangement
we can make?
Cram it, clown!
-Come on, now.
-No, boys.
You know, I see executive potential here.
Roxie, you're fired!
You'll never work in this town again!
How am I gonna pay my bills, my rent,
my new watch, my car....Ema Hesire, I know you're in there.
The wedding has been all arranged.
Please, gods. Please get me out of this.
You turned down the jeweler.
You turned down the grain merchant.
You turned down the Pharaoh's food taster.
There's only one man left who'll have you:
You'll marry Hazzi-Ra.
So what does he do?
He's a fuel merchant.
-Mother.
-All right, so he sells camel dung.
-Forget it.
-You forget it.
Mother, I don't want to settle down.
I want to do things and invent things.
I want to try things
that nobody's ever tried before.
-I want to fly.
-Sure.
And I want to smoke
and tell your father to go to hell.
Emmy, if I thought we women...
...could any way change anything,
don't you think I'd encourage you?
No. Don't. These are the times we live in.
Mother, there's got to be a better way.
Please, gods. Please help me find it.
Sure, the Nile is overflowing.
There is a wheat shortage.
The Pharaoh has hemorrhoids.
The gods have bigger things
to worry about than you.
What would you say if I told you,
you get more beautiful every day?
What was that?
Arms and legs?
God, how thoughtless. I'm sorry.
"I've got sunshine
"On a cloudy day
"When it's cold--"
She needs a 10.
"Cold outside--"
What do you think?
Speak up. Don't be shy, now.
"I got the month of May"
Wrong sex!
Now, that's the ticket.
Nothing beats a great pair of legs.
"What can make me feel this way"
Popeye look.
"I got so much honey
"All the bees envy me
"I got the sweetest song that I can hear--"
Boss! Hi! Great.
I was just coming to see you.
You know, you could get
the dummy of the week award, Switcher.
-Yeah, she turned out pretty real.
-I wasn't talking about her.
What do you think?
It only took me six days.
I could turn out three or four a month.
You're supposed to knock off
three or four of these a day, Switcher!
-Now, get back to work!
-What about quality, boss?
Style and grace. These things take