you a little tip?
Car insurance is not very romantic.
Say that after a major injury accident.
Andy, let's just leave it that we're friends.
Really? What kind of friends?
The kind that
don't talk to each other much
and never go out.
Excuse me, just one sec...
You boys have been playing
in the Kitty Litter.
No, we have to ride in garbage truck.
Have you seen the enchanted peasant girl?
No. But you could imagine me
in a different outfit.
- Ja.
- Come on. We have to find her.
- Here, have a little.
- That's nice.
We have to get ourselves
some new clothes.
Ja, we do stink.
What are you so nervous about?
You were made for each other.
Estelle, this is Clark.
I command you to come to life.
I must be crazy.
Oh, yeah.
There is definitely
something wrong with me.
2.5 billion women in the world
and I'm trying to score with a statue.
- Gesundheit.
Danke schцn.
You're welcome. Whoa! Whoa!
- My prince.
- Stay back.
Why are you running?
Why am I running? Why are you moving?
I saw you in the water
and in the fast wagon.
Water. That's it.
It's the toxins in the river,
they do strange things to your brain!
My prince, why are you doing this?
- Have you lost your memory?
- My memory.
- This is a dream.
- It is I.
Jessie, your true love.
- You're real?
- Of course I am.
You're beginning to frighten me.
When was the last time
we saw each other?
I mean, before our little swim today.
Just a few minutes ago, on the bridge.
- What bridge?
- The one near the castle.
We were on our way to be married.
Don't you remember
the soldiers and the sorcerer?
The legend is true.
What legend?
That sorcerer guy, he put a curse on you.
You've been frozen for 1,000 years.
- Oh, my Prince William, always joking.
- Yeah.
I'm not kidding.
This is the 20th century.
- 20th?
- Yeah.
Look.
Bet you've never seen one of these before.
Sure I have. Those are jesters' shoes.
Jesters' shoes.
- Hey, how about one of these?
- No, I'm not sure.
Oh, I guess she is real.
- Anything?
- Nothing.
The Count will have us
tarred and feathered.
Yes. Then he will torture us.
Hi.
No, no, no, no. Just lie still for a minute.
Are you okay?
I love you.
I'm Jason Williamson of Germantown, PA.
- I'm not a prince.
- I don't care. I still love you.
- I think you're still in shock.
- Forever and ever and ever.
I don't even know you.
Yes, you do.
You just haven't realized it yet.
You really do love me, don't you?
More than anyone is going to
in your whole life.
I think she's here.
Who is that?
- I know this is the place.
It's him, the guy from the river.
What have you done
with the enchanted peasant girl?
You guys are not
supposed to be back here.
I'm gonna have to call security.
There she is.
That was a close one.
Not a word of this to the Count.
- We don't want to get him upset.
- Ja, ja, ja.
If we don't go to the airport to greet him,
he will be upset.
Guys, you know, she's gonna be okay here.
I mean, we lock this up at night.
It's very safe.
Oh, good. Let's go.
Thanks a lot, little fellow.
Hey.
- Who were they?
- Don't do that anymore.
What do they want with me?
You're a national treasure.
Those were your personal guards.
I don't like them very much.
What's that noise?
It's my stomach.
I haven't eaten in 1,000 years.
Come on. I know a great place near here
where we can go to eat.
Oh, good. Do they have boiled weasel?
You won't be able to tell the difference.
And the first thing we need to do
is get you something to wear.
- Do you remember this?
- Sure, it's your necklace.
Right.
Hello!
Hello!
This is so much fun!
The lights are beautiful!
So, when the little person is blinking,
then you can walk?
- Right.
- Wow! I love cars! I love electricity!
I love America! How does it all work?
Well, that's gonna take
a little longer to explain.
There you go.
So, what do you think?
Is it better than weasel?
Well, it's not as salty, but