let me give you
the theory of relativity.
Either you Put on Bandstand now,
or I have one less relative.
I'll Put on Bandstand just for you.
- [Crowd Cheering]
- My famous gourmet PoP...
- First screen shaves...
- ##[Brisk Percussion]
Spotlight dance. Ultra New Wave music.
####[Continues]
He's watchin' American Bandstand.
I'm talkin' cheerleaders,
football Players, local socialites.
He's not even associating
with Kenneth anymore.
Come on, Chuckie.
I think it's groovy that
he's makin' new friends.
- He's allowed to have fun.
- He is?
- And, besides, I was
talkin' to Ma, Dad.
- Oh, honey.
It's like the dude's
not weird anymore.
[Door Opens, Closes]
####[Continues]
##[Ends]
Now that ain't Dick Clark.
We thank our two exchange
students from Lower Swahili,
Charles Kibangi and
Sandy Ubuki, for recreating
the African anteater ritual...
here on PBS African Cultural Hour.
African Cultural Hour?
[Laughing]
####[Singer:Indistinct]
[Girl]
Ow!
## Though she's trading favors
When she tells me
I believe her now ##
Wow. Let me see you really quick.
# Mm-hmm #
- Hey, let's go dance!
- In a minute, babe.
- You know, I don't quite
feel it yet with this tune.
- That's cool. All right.
- #Oh, but she's an actress #
- # Actress #
# And I don't believe her
No #
- # But she's an actress #
- # Actress #
- #I don't believe her #
- # Believe her #
##Believe her
Believe her ##
Here you go. Thanks.
- [Grunts]
- That's a buck aPiece, guys.
Kenneth, this is your big idea.
Why don't you Pay for this?
[Scoffs]
Oh!
[Lester Clears Throat]
Come on,you guys.
##[Slow TemPo]
#Oh, baby #
# You know just what to do #
So do you work as hard
off the field as you do on?
Well, uh, I did letter
in three indoor sPorts.
[Laughs]
What a wonderful grouP
of young adults we have this year.
But I better check the bathrooms.
[WhisPering]
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
- Hello, Ronald.
- Oh, hi, Mr. Webbly.
[APPlause, Cheering]
- Let's mingle.
- [Boy]
Look, it's the nerd herd.
[Crowd Chattering]
[Boy Laughs]
- Whoo!
- [Chattering]
Ronnie, you're
becoming a Punchaholic.
####[Upbeat]
[Cheering]
Come on. Let's get
out there and dance.
I mean, this is a dance.
It's what we're here to do,
right, is dance?
Come on, Please.
Let's get out there and boogie.
- Let's dance!
- [Squeals]
Wait for me!
All right!
# Eyes with mystery
A lonely girl so alone #
Whoo!
##I've been living
all my life ##
## To meet a girl like you ##
##I could touch you
really nice ##
# While the fire
came in the room #
# All night, all night #
- What a sPaz.
- Oh, he must be in SPecial Ed.
##All night, all night ##
##Baby loves it all night ##
# Angel in the light #
# Dancin' right beside me #
That's bizarre.
But if the Ronster's doin' it,
it must be new.
##So strong##
- ##I've been waiting
all my life ##
- [Squeals]
## Wanting a girl like you ##
##I could touch you many nights ##
- ## While fire surrounds the moon ##
- [Laughs]
##All night, all night ##
# Baby loves it all night #
- [Squeals]
-[Girl] Try it!
# All night, all night #
# Baby loves it all night #
##Ooh, ooh, ooh... ohh ##
Hey! Yo!
[Shouting]
[Girl] Yeah!
Whoo!
- [Laughing]
- Yeah!
Ow!
## While fire surrounds
the moon ##
- Hey!
- [Together] It's
the African anteater ritual!
[Shouting]
All right!
- Oh, I had a great time.
- Out of sight.
Hey, that dance was
Pretty severe there.
Yeah, where'd you
get those hot moves?
- I have friends in exotic Places.
- Oh, yeah, like where?
- I'll be right back.
- Rio?
- Paris?
- No, really exotic.
Beautiful downtown Burbank.
[Laughs]
- Cind, babe!
- [Woman] Here you go.
Look, the name is Cindy,
and don't call me babe.
-Just wanted to say hello.
- Then just say it!
Why don't you get tranquil?
I was just tryin' to be friendly.
Why don't you be friendly
with your flock, okay?
- I owe all my friends to you.
- Ha! Like I really
want