change? Tsk. Never.
That's right.
I'm here! Ha, ha!
Feelin' good. Hey, babies.
How ya doin', man?
Good to see ya...
- Oh, Ronnie!
- Oh, ladies, you look beautiful.
That's all right. Mom, Dad,
send money, Please. I'm broke.
Hey, man, good to see ya.
Good to see ya. Good to see ya.
- All I'm asking for is one date.
- [Cindy] No!
Oh, ladies, you're
lookin' fine this A.M.
Thanks, Ronnie.
Lookin' rather tasty yourself.
- Ooh. [Chuckles]
- I love your hair.
- It's so... so saturated.
- [Scoffs]
- It's nothin' major,
just a little mousse.
- Yeah, 42 gallons.
- You're taking me to
ScooPs Saturday night.
- Saturday night?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I believe I have
that evening liberated.
- Wonderful.
- I hoPe so.
Ronnie, this is gonna
be tougher than I thought.
I'm gonna need your advice.
- Barbara, I was gonna ask him out!
- Relax, Pats.
- It's only October.
- Yeah, right!
[Boy]
Wait for me!
[Barbara]
How about some tunes?
- Your dad sell aluminum siding?
- No, he's the President
of Tic Tac Tiles. Why?
This car sort of reminds me
of my granddad's.
- ####[Jazz Instrumental]
- Hmm.
So how come you asked me out?
You went out with Cindy.
She is Cindy Mancini.
[Laughs]
You can't argue with that logic.
- Come on, Cathy.
Let's take it back to my Place.
- [Horn Honking]
[Video Games Beeping]
Hey, look, there's Ronald
in his dad's Chrysler.
Good evening, gentlemen.
[Boy With Glasses]
l... I love station wagons.
You may like it, but once
the Cools see that car...
- they're gonna remember who he is.
- Yeah!
This is an interesting mode
of transPort. Sort of,
uh, antiquated, like.
Yeah, I call it
my, um, undercover car.
Oh,you snake.
Don't be shifty with the boys.
This car's perfect.
Complete with plush blanket.
That's strategy, my man.All right.
- What'd ya say?
- [BigJohn]
This ain't just a car, man.
This is an unleaded love machine.
Yeah, unleaded.
[Laughs]
Bet you could make some,
uh, sweet sweat back there, huh, Barb?
- Hey, no comPlaints outta me.
- [Laughs]
Yeah, those jocks sure have
great taste in cars, huh?
- Shut uP, Lester.
- You shut uP.
[Kenneth]
I just don't get it.
- I ProPose we look
for a new fourth.
- Guess so.
[Ronald]
Uh-oh. I knowthat look.
- Oh!
- Okay, now, hold your fire.
Big John, nobody's
into toxicwaste.
[Laughs]
Right there.
Perfect.
[Laughs]
- [Laughing]
- Gross!
You guys are so
into bodily functions!
I mean, it's not like
that takes any skill.
Oh, I don't know.
For him, it's like an art form.
- Oh, that's a real
Pleasant thought, Ronnie.
- Oh, come on. We're guys.
Oh, yo, Pats, keeP an eye
on my guy. I gotta hit
the little girl's room.
All right. Hurry up.
Air!
- Guess what.
- What?
You're taking me to
the Columbus Day Dance on the 16th.
- I am?
- YeP.
Well, what about Barbara?
I thought she was your best friend.
Well, she is.
But, I mean, you know.
Friends share their stuff with friends.
You know what I mean?
- Sure, friend. No Problem.
- [Sighs]
I bet you're a really sexy dancer.
Oh, yes, you won that wager.
I have moves that defy
the laws of gravity.
Ooh, I'll bet you do.
I'll see you later, okay?
Bye.
[Sighs, Mutters]
[Sighs]
Dancer.
Moves. Shit.
[Sighs]
[Chattering]
So... how was he?
HmPh. Wouldn't you like to know?
Don't worry. I will.
[Patty's Voice]
I bet you're a really sexy dancer.
[Mutters]
[Sighs]
- [Man Grunting, Groaning]
- [Crowd Jeering]
Oh, come on. Watch this.
I bet he'll kick him.
- One.
- [Chuckie]
Mm-hmm.
Chuck? Chuck, I need
the TV for a few minutes.
- No.
-Oh, Chuck, I just need to see
the end of American Bandstand.
No.
[Laughs]
Please, Chuck, I'm beggin' ya.
What we have here is
something I just learned called
the law of suPPly and demand.
I shall suPPly you this
remote control, but I'm going
to demand, say, uh, two bucks.
Wrong! That is not how
the economic theory works.
Look, I learned it
in seventh grade, not Harvard.
Okay,