You went out with Cindy.
She is Cindy Mancini.
[ Laughs ]
You can't argue with that logic.
-- Come on, Cathy.
Let's take it back to my place.
-- [ Horn Honking ]
[ Video Games Beeping ]
Hey, look, there's Ronald
in his dad's Chrysler.
Good evening, gentlemen.
[ Boy With Glasses ]
I---- I love station wagons.
You may like it, but once
the cools see that car...
-- they're gonna remember who he is.
-- Yeah!
This is an interesting mode
of transport. Sort of,
uh, antiquated, like.
Yeah, I call it
my, um, undercover car.
Oh,you snake.
Don't be shifty with the boys.
This car's perfect.
complete with plush blanket.
That's strategy, my man.All right.
-- What'd ya say?
-- [ BigJohn ]
This ain't just a car, man.
This is an unleaded love machine.
Yeah, unleaded.
[ Laughs ]
Bet you could make some,
uh, sweet sweat back there, huh, Barb?
-- Hey, no complaints outta me.
-- [ Laughs ]
Yeah, those jocks sure have
great taste in cars, huh?
-- Shut up, Lester.
-- You shut up.
[ Kenneth ]
I just don't get it.
-- I propose we look
for a new fourth.
-- Guess so.
[ Ronald ]
Uh--oh. I knowthat look.
-- Oh!
-- Okay, now, hold your fire.
Big John, nobody's
into toxicwaste.
[ Laughs ]
Right there.
Perfect.
[ Laughs ]
-- [ Laughing ]
-- Gross!
You guys are so
into bodily functions!
I mean, it's not like
that takes any skill.
Oh, I don't know.
For him, it's like an art form.
-- Oh, that's a real
pleasant thought, Ronnie.
-- Oh, come on. We're guys.
Oh, yo, Pats, keep an eye
on my guy. I gotta hit
the little girl's room.
All right. Hurry up.
Air!
-- Guess what.
-- What?
You're taking me to
the Columbus Day Dance on the 16th.
-- I am?
-- Yep.
Well, what about Barbara?
I thought she was your best friend.
Well, she is.
But, I mean, you know.
Friends share their stuff with friends.
You know what I mean?
-- Sure, friend. No problem.
-- [ Sighs ]
I bet you're a really sexy dancer.
Oh, yes, you won that wager.
I have moves that defy
the laws of gravity.
Ooh, I'll bet you do.
I'll see you later, okay?
Bye.
[ Sighs, Mutters ]
[ Sighs ]
Dancer.
Moves. Shit.
[ Sighs ]
[ Chattering ]
So... how was he?
Hmph. Wouldn't you like to know?
Don't worry. I will.
[ Patty's Voice ]
I bet you're a really sexy dancer.
[ Mutters ]
[ Sighs ]
-- [ Man Grunting, Groaning ]
-- [ Crowd Jeering ]
Oh, come on. Watch this.
I bet he'll kick him.
-- One.
-- [ chuckie ]
Mm--hmm.
Chuck? Chuck, I need
the TV for a few minutes.
-- No.
--Oh, Chuck, I just need to see
the end of American Bandstand.
No.
[ Laughs ]
Please, Chuck, I'm beggin' ya.
What we have here is
something I just learned called
the law of supply and demand.
I shall supply you this
remote control, but I'm going
to demand, say, uh, two bucks.
Wrong! That is not how
the economic theory works.
Look, I learned it
in seventh grade, not Harvard.
Okay, let me give you
the theory of relativity.
Either you put on Bandstand now,
or I have one less relative.
I'll put on Bandstand just for you.
-- [ Crowd Cheering ]
-- My famous gourmet pop----
-- First screen shaves----
--    [ Brisk Percussion ]
Spotlight dance. Ultra New Wave music.
[ continues ]
He's watchin' American Bandstand.
I'm talkin' cheerleaders,
football players, local socialites.
He's not even associating
with Kenneth anymore.
Come on, Chuckie.
I think it's groovy that
he's makin' new friends.
-- He's allowed to have fun.
-- He is?
-- And, besides, I was
talkin' to Ma, Dad.
-- Oh, honey.
It's like the dude's
not weird anymore.
[ Door Opens, closes ]
[ continues ]
[ Ends ]
Now that ain't Dick Clark.
We thank our two exchange
students from Lower Swahili,
Charles Kibangi and
Sandy Ubuki, for recreating
the African anteater ritual...
here on PBS African cultural Hour.
African cultural Hour?
[ Laughing ]
[ Singer: Indistinct ]
[ Girl ]
Ow!
Though she's trading favors
When she tells me
I believe her now
Wow. Let