captain
of the cheerleaders?
-- Yes.
Most beautiful girl
in the history of this county.
Mm--hmm. That's her.
Well, I'm late. I gotta bolt.
""Bolt''?
Something stinks in suburbia.
-- Hey.
--Secret agent man
Secret agent man
[ Sighs ]
-- [ Mom ]
Who is it?
-- Ronald.
-- Oh, Ronald?
-- Yes, ma'am.
Um, did I---- Did I forget
to pay you last week?
Oh, no, ma'am.
I'm here to pick up Cindy.
-- Cindy?
-- Yes, ma'am. Your daughter.
-- [ Footfalls Approaching ]
-- Cindy!
-- Here she is.
-- Uh--huh. Bye.
-- Cindy, I didn't get a chance
to say good--bye to your mother.
-- She'll get over it.
-- Is something the matter?
-- Yes, there's something the matter!
Ronald, I'm usually
picked up in some sort of
mechanized transportation.
I'm sorry. It's just----
It's a nice night, cindy.
It's only a few blocks.
I am not going on a nature walk.
I can't believe I let you
negotiate a Saturday night.
I mean, what?
We had lunch all week together.
I stood near you in the hall.
I even took you out for pizza!
And I waved to you
at the game yesterday.
I mean, Saturday night
was not part of our deal.
Bobby hasn't called?
I don't think that's
any of your business.
[ car Door closes ]
Cindy, here Bobby was
a big--time football star.
But there he's just a freshman
tryin' to make it.
I'm sure he's
thinking about you.
[ Sighs ]
I'm sorry.
Sorry? Hey, I'm the one
that forgot my dad's car.
It's just that
I haven't had that many dates
in the last 16, say, 17 years.
-- [ Laughs ]
-- [ Engine Starts ]
So what do you think
of this suit, huh? Elegant?
Gaudy?
[ Laughs ]
What's a two--word phrase
for late and inconsiderate?
Oh, oh, oh! I got it.
Uh, Ronald Miller.
-- [ Laughs ]
-- Hysterical. He'll be here.
Yeah, he's probably havin'
a late lunch with Cindy.
The least he could have done
is drop off the dip and chips.
The cold brew is
just not the same.
So what's the real reason
why they call you Big John?
-- [ Laughs ]
Well, how about I show you?
-- [ Laughs ]
-- Hey, great game, Big John.
--Oh, thanks.
-- Hey.
-- So----
Um, you brought Cindy here?
No---- Yes---- Well, we came from
her house together, so, yeah.
-- Well, hey, anyway, think
you can handle a brew?
-- Sure, you got an A&W?
[ Laughs ]
No, you're a funny guy though.
[ Both Laughing ]
'cause you're not to blame
'cause you're not the same
-- You okay?
-- Dude, I got to let it go, man.
I mean, bad. Oh,
but there's no need for panic,
because John Richman
is a socially responsible human being.
Hi, Cindy.
--    [Whistling ]
-- Hi.
-- Hi.
-- People are starting to buy this.
I mean, he went from
totally geek to totally chic.
Mm--hmm.
[ Laughs ]
-- What do you think?
-- [ Chuckles ]
[ Chattering ]
Ronnie, do you want me
to give you a ride home after school?
-- Yes, please. Thank you.
-- Okay, I'll see you then.
-- Good morning.
-- Good morning.
-- How was your weekend?
-- It was great. How was yours?
Well, uh, Friday, uh...
I nearly got my face
rearranged by a visiting fan
trying to save ya a seat.
And Saturday,
you stood us up for cards.
And, hey, Sunday, never
returned any of my calls.
-- Damn. I'm sorry.
-- Yeah? For which one?
I said I'm sorry.
Can we please terminate this?
Fine.
Hey, hey, Kenneth.
Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth!
Let's do somethin' this weekend,
just me and you.
Okay, Friday night.
-- I can't.
-- Saturday.
Well, I was thinkin'
more like Sunday afternoon.
Great. I'll call you
for an appointment.
Oh, great. All right.
I'll see you Sunday.
Yo, gentlemen. Hey!
How's it goin'?
[ Laughs ]
You know, when I offered you
a ride home, it wasn't
to get you to wash my car.
-- I don't mind.
Actually, I kind of like it.
-- You're a hard worker.
Work's not really my thing.
Cheerleading's hard work.
You do it well.
I guess. But what I mean is
that I don't do much else...
except for shop and hangout.
You can do anything you want.
Anything you put your