rabbit. So, it has come to this, has it? I'm afraid the Brothers Warner must choose... between a handsome matinee idol... or this miscreant perpetrator of low burlesque. Whichever one's not the duck. That's the stuff from my office. - You don't have an office. - Not anymore. Symbolically, this is bad. Please, brother. Other brother? Icy she-wolf? Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire. - Let me escort you out. - Wait! I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing, or butt-kissing yet. I'm still begging here! Freeze! Can I try that again? No, thank you. We'll call you. Hey, D.J. How did your tryout go? Well, let's see. I can say I made an impression. Your father can get you a job anytime he wants to. I know, but I don't want that. I'd really rather earn it, sir. - Mr. Warner mentioned you this morning. - He did? What did he say? He said don't forget the TurtleWax. What about animation? I could do cartoons. Dead duck walking. - Morning, Mr. Bunny. - Very hot now. And I do voices. Listen. - Excuse me. - "Fetch the stick, boy." "What a maroon." "You can't handle the truth." Some grip, lady. I need you to eject this duck. - Lady, this is Daffy Duck. - Exactly. - Not anymore. We own the name. - Yeah? You can't stop me from calling myself... - What do you know? - You fired Daffy Duck? No, I didn't. I did. They did. You just were following orders. You know what? You don't know me. You're Kate Houghton, you're the VP of Comedy. Go figure. You drive a red 1988 Alfa Romeo. Good engine. Little under-driven. I know this because you nearly ran me over last week. Anyway, about that duck, you want me to get rid of him still? - Duck, yes. Eject the duck, please. - I can't do that. - Why not? - He's gone. What are you waiting for, backup? Shabby job so far, constable. Quick! After me! Now you're gonna pay for that one. Come here! - Dress Inspector! - Look out! One side, Spartacuses. - Come on. - Daffy, stop! Cut him off at the pass, boys. All units in pursuit of little black duck. Well, that's just cheating. Don't follow me. That's not right. Cut! That's lunch, everybody! - That airbag cost a lot of money. - I'm okay. Good morning. Batman, you good? All right. My chariot awaits. Yes! Bat-lights. Bat-conditioning. Bat-stereo. To the Duck Cave. Now what are you doing? Stay away from that Batmobile! - I'm allowed to steal. I'm a celebrity. - Tell it to the judge! - Feeling pretty good about yourself? - I am. - You bested that dastardly duck? - I did. You're gonna offer your catch to the pretty executive? Indeed. Miss Houghton! Get out of the way! Look out! What do you know? I found Nemo. I think she likes you. Your father would be so ashamed of you. But I was... It was... At first, they told me to lose the stutter. Now they tell me I'm not funny. It's a pain in the butt being politically correct. You're telling me. What kind of performance do you call that? You made me sound like a total space cadet, man. I'm sorry you feel that way. I was trying to be real to your character. If you, like, goof on me in the sequel, I'm coming after you. And I'll give you a Scooby Snack! There are some areas of the script I think we need to address. There's no heart, no cooperation, nobody learns anything. Daffy learns not to stick his head in a jet engine. - He's gone. - No, Daffy always comes back. I just tell him how much I need him. We hug, we cry, I drop something heavy on him, I laugh. The duck is history, okay? So the question is... how can I help you reposition your brand identity? Answer: We team you up with a hot female co-star. Usually... I play the female love interest. About the cross-dressing thing? In the past, funny. Today, disturbing. Lady, if you don't find a rabbit with lipstick amusing... you and I have nothing to say to each other. Look, I'm trying to be nice... but I was brought in to leverage ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Один дома 2: Затерянный в Нью-Йорке на английском - текст Звёздный путь: Оригинальный сериал на английском - текст Потерянный уикэнд на английском - текст Бродячий Пес: Бронеотряд Церберов на английском - текст Новый Гулливер на английском |