stick his head in a jet engine. -He's gone. -No, Daffy always comes back. l just tell him how much l need him. We hug, we cry, l drop something heavy on him, l laugh. The duck is history, okay? So the question is... how can l help you reposition your brand identity? Answer: We team you up with a hot female co-star. Usually... l play the female love interest. About the cross-dressing thing? ln the past, funny. Today, disturbing. Lady, if you don't find a rabbit with lipstick amusing... you and l have nothing to say to each other. Look, l'm trying to be nice... but l was brought in to leverage your synergy... and l am not going to let you or some wacky duck-- Daffy. Wacky, daffy, nutty, fruitcake, crispy over rice, it doesn't matter. Well, these matter. And this. And they say we get Daffy back. Right, boys? -We want Daffy! -Bring him back! We love Daffy! Little Damian. Hey, Granny. Hi, Tweety. How was work today? Eventful. What a nice young man. Guess who? So did you miss me? l'm glad l was fired. ln a few days, they'll be kissing my befeathered rump... begging me to come back. But l won't. Did l miss the part where l invited you in? l'll be too busy accepting numerous, multiple offers. Every studio in town.... Who am l kidding? My career is over. Perhaps l was being too polite. Get out! l'll starve. l'll have to eat envelope glue. Wait, a sushi bar. No! -Daffy. -Yes. Leave my father's house. Now. You live with Daddy? Yeah, so? Just, you know, kind of temporarily. l've hit rock bottom. l'm hanging out with a security guard who lives with his father. My grease and gravy! Your dad is Damian Drake. -The super spy. -He's an actor who plays a spy. -And that? That was his l Spy Award. -lngenious. An actor playing a super spy as a cover for being a super spy playing an actor. ln fact, l'll bet this whole dump is a super spy lair. Nothing is as it seems. You're probably protected by an invisible force field right this minute. The force field-penetrating apple. Just feel free to continue your delusional ranting... while l answer my.... Remote? Hello? -Son? -Dad? What are you doing in the painting? l wanted to keep you out of this, but there's no one else l can trust. Can you hold on a second? Are you shooting a movie or something? A new Damian Drake movie? Cool. Come to Las Vegas. Ask Dusty Tails for the Blue Monkey. The Blue Monkey? What's a Blue Monkey? A diamond. A very special diamond. Find Dusty Tails. Dad, you need me to call the police or something? -No police. -Dad, are you all right? l'm sorry l never told you this before, but l.... -Dad? -Diamond? l'm rich! -l've joined the leisure class. -l gotta go save my dad. Your dad, yeah. So count me in. A spy caper. Double agents, exploding bikinis, tigers hanging from helicopters! l'm through with show biz! From now on, l'm gonna live the adventure. -Next stop, Las Vegas. -l'll take my dad's old car. -A super spy car. Let's ride. -This isn't a spy car. Your dad is a spy. lpso ergo, a spy car. l used to deliver pizzas in this car. Secret pizzas? A spy pie, maybe? Fine, be that way. But it's definitely a spy car! A little help here? Ducks. You know how l know it's a spy car? Because it looks absolutely nothing like a spy car. l don't think this routine is gonna work without Daffy, but.... Action. Say your prayers, rabbit. lt's rabbit season. -Duck season. -Rabbit season. -Rabbit season. -Wait a minute. See, l told you this wasn't gonna work without-- Pain. Agony! You're fired. What? -But you-- -You got rid of our best duck. You can't fire me. My films have made $950 million! -That's not a billion. -Nope. Not a billion. Okay. All right. l think we can all agree that the decision to ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Шерлок Холмс и доктор Ватсон: Кровавая надпись на английском - текст Токийский хор на английском - текст Ведьма на английском - текст Броненосец Потёмкин на английском - текст 72 Метра на английском |