smells so good?
It's clean.
Why don't you take
that room next to mine?
That'll be your room for tonight.
Try that on,
and I'll come to say good night.
Ma'am, you're so nice.
My name is Grey.
- Mrs. Grey?
- No, just Grey.
- What's your name?
- Curly Sue.
I bet I know why they call you Curly Sue.
'Cause you got all that beautiful curly hair.
No.
It's because this guy we wintered with,
Tampa Joe Reilly...
thought I looked like
the big oaf in the Three Stooges.
He said it so much that it stuck. See ya.
How come you don't have any kids?
You have plenty of dough for lots of them.
It would be hard for me to have children.
I'm not married.
Kids don't come from weddings,
you know.
- They come from right down...
- No. I know.
The proper way to have a family
is to start with a wedding, isn't it?
Well, unless you have a baby first.
I want to have seven babies.
I'm naming them Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday...
Saturday, and Bill. After Bill.
Can I ask you
why you call your father Bill?
Well...
if I'm in a crowded place and I yell...
"Dad!" 50 guys would turn around.
If I yell "Bill!" maybe two will turn around.
It's a timesaver, really.
You better get some sleep.
Good night.
Excuse me, where is the guy
you were with yesterday?
- He had to work late.
- Is he a cop?
No. Good night.
- Ma'am?
- Yes?
I bet he loves you a lot.
I hope so. Good night.
I know how you can tell.
- How?
- He lets you eat first.
Sweet dreams.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
I mean, I feel like I got hit by a car.
You got hit by a car.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
Come here.
What's the matter, baby?
I've never slept by myself
since I was a baby.
You'll love it.
You don't get kicked so much.
But what if I get scared?
There's no reason to be scared.
Know why?
Because when you're alone...
angels come to the window.
You open it up...
they float into the room over your bed.
And if you're asleep...
they'll come down...
and kiss your eyelids...
and they give you the sweetest,
most wonderful dreams you'll ever have.
- Is this true?
- Sure, it's true.
You sure?
Yeah. Now, come here and give me a hug.
Come on.
- I love you, Bill.
- Oh, baby.
I love you, too, honey.
You know, we're very lucky today.
- You go to bed.
- Okay.
- All right? Get some rest.
- Okay.
Go on.
We have now come to the end
of our program day...
and we'll join you tomorrow
at the regular time. Good night.
Play ball.
Shoot, she's mad.
- You're nuts!
- Will you keep your voice down?
Am I hallucinating?
You have two derelicts in your apartment.
- It's a long story.
- And a weird one...
which I'm stopping
as soon I can focus my eyes.
I'm sorry I hit you. I didn't recognize you.
That speaks well for our relationship.
I was ripped from my sleep
by a screaming child...
That damn urchin
gave me a pop you wouldn't believe.
Knuckle punch, in the nose.
I asked you to keep your voice down!
I told you last night you were itching for it,
buying those two food.
How the hell did they end up here?
I hit him with my car again.
Exactly what time
were you born yesterday?
It's crazy, but it's true.
Did you ever think that this monkey
is throwing himself in front of your car?
Jig's up, Bill.
You are an educated woman
in a position of responsibility...
in major law firm,
making a tremendous living.
What happened to you?
What caused you
to invite vagabonds into your home?
I'm not stupid!
I had my bedroom door locked.
Oh, then you were perfectly safe.
I didn't sense any danger.
If I had, I wouldn't have done it.
No danger? I got slugged twice
in five seconds!
That was an accident!
I'm sure when you got into bed
you scared the hell out of Curly Sue.
Curly Sue? That's cute!
What is she, the lost Stooge?
I don't know what the hell
is going on here...
and I can't explain so you'd understand.
English, French, Hebrew, Mandarin,
it'd be the same.
You're nuts!
And you're abusive