Good-bye!
Oh! I think I'm gonna faint,
Oh, no! Oh, no!
I'm melting!
I'm melting! Melting!
Oh, no!
Eddie, do something!
Hurry up, Eddie!
Do something!
Eddie, there's Dip everywhere,
How are we gonna get down?
Jeepers, Eddie, that was a close save.
I thought for sure our goose was cooked.
Oh!
My hero!
- Oh, honey-bunny.
- Oh, love-cup.
Oh, Roger!
You were a pillar of strength,
Sister Mary Francis!
What the hell happened in here?
I've been a cab for 37 years,
I've been a cab for 37 years,
and I've never seen a mess like this,
What was that, a rubbermask?
Yeah, and this is the rope
from the safe that was dropped on Acme.
I think your lab boys will find
that paint's a perfect match.
Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme.
And R.K. Maroon and my brother.
That's what I call one
seriously disturbed toon.
Gosh, uh, I wonder who he really was.
- I tell you one thing, doc.
He weren't no rabbit.
- Or a duck.
- Or a dog.
- Or a little wooden boy.
- Or a sheep.
- Or a woodpecker.
- Or a pussy.
What's that? What is that?
It's ink. That goof Acme squirted me
with some the other night.
- Why it's comin' out now, I don't know,
- Here's your answer, Eddie.
Acme Disappearing-Reappearing Ink.
- Boy, that Acme. What a genius!
- Applesauce!
If he was such a genius, why didn't he
leave his will where we could find it?
Without it, we're just waitin'
for another developer's wrecking ball,
- Roger, that love letter
you wrote to your wife...
- Yeah?
In the Ink and Paint Club...
why don't you read it to her now?
Sure, Eddie.
"Dear Jessica, How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.
I, Marvin Acme, of sound mind and body..."
- It's the will!
- Keep reading.
"Do hereby bequeath inperpetuity,,,
the property known as Toontown to
those loveable characters, the toons!"
Hey, Eddie, that was a pretty
funny dance you did for the weasels.
Do you think your days
of bein' a sourpuss are over?
Only time will tell.
- Yeah, well, put it there, pal.
- Yeah.
Don't tell me you lost
your sense of humor already.
Does this answer your question?
- Blech! Bleah!
Come on, Roger, let's go home.
I'll bake you a carrot cake.
# Smile, darn ya, smile #
# You know this old world
is a great world after all #
- # Smile, darn ya, smile #
# And right away watch
Lady Luck pay you a call #
# Things are never
black as they are painted #
#Time for you and joy to get acquainted ##
Okay, m-m-move along.
T-T-There's nothing else to see.
That's all, folks.
Hmm. I like the sound of that.
T-T-T-T-That's all, folks!