down, son, will ya?
Look, the stain's gone.
It's disappearing ink.
No hard feelings, I hope.
- Look, I'm...
- I know who you are.
Marvin Acme, the guy
that owns Toontown. The Gag King.
"If it's Acme, it's a gasser".
Put it there, pal.
The hand buzzer.
Still our biggest seller.
Scotch on the rocks.
And I mean, ice!
This is hot stuff.
- Yeah!
Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
Hey, those ducks are funny.
They-They never get to finish the act.
- Great. Thanks.
- Rocks.
- Toons.
- Cigars? Cigarettes?
- Eddie Valiant!
- Betty?
Long time no see.
- What are you doing here?
- Work's been kind aslow
since cartoons went to color,
But I still got it, Eddie.
Boop boop be-doop, boop!
Yeah. You still got it.
- What's with him?
- Mr, Acme never misses
a night when Jessica performs,
Got a thing for rabbits, huh?
# You had plenty money #
# In 1922 #
# You let #
# Other women make a #
# Fool of you #
# Why don't ya do right #
# Like some other men #
# Do #
# Get outta here #
- She's married to Roger Rabbit?
- # Get me some money#
- # Too #
- Yeah. What a lucky girl.
# Now, if you had prepared #
# Twenty years ago #
# You wouldn't be wanderin' now #
# From door to door #
# Why don't ya do right #
# Like some other men #
# Do #
# Get outta here #
# Get me some money too #
# Get outta here #
# Get me some money too #
# Why don'tya do right #
# Like some other men #
# Do ##
Who is it?
Jessica, dear, have no fear.
Your Marvin is here.
You sure murdered 'em
a gain tonight, baby,
I really mean it,
My darling, you were superb,
You absolutely, truly and honestly,,,
fashmolyed that audience,
You killed them, You slayed them,
You belted them, You were terrific,
What do you think you're doing, chump?
Who are you callin' a chump, chimp?
Aah!
And don't let me catch your peepin' face
around here again, got it?
Ooga-booga!
Come, my dear Jessica, Come over here,
I've got everything arranged
right here on the bed,
Oh, not tonight, Marvin,
I have a headache,
But Jessica, you promised,
Oh, all right,
But this time, take off that handbuzzer,
Patty-cake,
- Patty-cake, Patty-cake,
- Oh, Marvin,
- Patty-cake,
- Marvin!
- Patty-cake, Patty-cake,
- Marvin, Oh!
- Patty-cake! Patty-cake!
- Oh, Marvin!
- Patty-cake, Patty-cake, Patty-cake!
- Oh, no, Marv...
- Patty-cake! Patty-cake! Patty-cake!
- You gotta be kiddin' me.
Patty-cake, patty-cake?
I don't believe it!
Patty-cake! Patty-cake!
Is that true?
Take comfort, son. You're not the first
man whose wife played patty-cake on him.
I just don't believe it.
I won't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I shan't believe it.
Believe it, kid.
I took the pictures myself.
- She played patty-cake.
- No!
Not my Jessica.
Not patty-cake!
This is impossible.
I don't believe it.
It can't be.
It can't be!
Jessica's my wife.
It's absolutely impossible!
Jessica's the light of my life.
The apple of my eye.
The cream in my coffee.
You better start drinkin' it black,
'cause Acme's takin' the cream now.
Hard to believe. Marvin Acme's been
my friend and neighbor for 30 years.
Who would've thought he was a sugar daddy?
Somebody must a made her do it,
Now drink this, son.
It'll make you feel better.
Aah!
Aah!
Thanks. I needed that.
Son of a bitch.
Look, Mr. Maroon.
I think my work here is finished.
How 'bout that carrot you owe me, huh?
- A deal's a deal.
- Great.
Thanks. Phew.
Roger,
I know all this seems pretty painful now.
But you'll find someone new.
- Won't he, Mr. Valiant?
- Yeah, sure.
A good-looking guy like that?
- The dames will be breakin' his door down.
- Dames? What dames?
Jessica's the only one for me.
You'll see!
We'll rise above this piddling peccadillo.
We're gonna be happy again. Got that?
Happy. Capital H-A-P-P-I.
Well, at least he took it well.
Oh, Jessica.
Please tell me it's not true.
P-p-please.
Oh, Lieutenant Santino.
Where'd you come from?
Gee whiz, Eddie. If you needed money
so