don't get it,
because you're a wackadoo.
But here you are, Jack.
And around here,
everything goes.
Everything
except one thing!
-Yeah, what?
-Yeah, yeah,
we know.
What's that?
noids do not have sex
with doodles.
Right? noids do not
have sex with doodles!
It's the oldest law
in Cool World.
I've never had to enforce it,
but you cross that line,
and I'll slap you around,
make you piss like a puppy.
Jack...
you think she's got a thing
for you, don't you?
That's sweet.
But don't flatter
yourself.
She's a waste of ink.
Oh, yeah?
The truth is,
she's been after me
and every other noid
who's come through here.
It's just that no one's
been insane enough
to get involved with her.
You keep your pencil
in your pocket.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I'll remember that, Officer.
You can go now.
Where did you get your
hair done, by the way?
Get out of here.
All right, the show's over!
So, Harris,
you could have beat him.
You could have beat him.
You could of been somebody.
Oh, you're not yellow,
are you, Harris?
You did well, Jack.
Hey, sexy.
Mmm. It's the man
with the badge.
In the flesh.
Don't remind me.
Oh-ho-ho.
How can I help it?
-Ah.
-Mmm.
What are you doing to me?
You're messing me up.
Oh, honey, you're tense.
It's Holli again, isn't it?
Yeah, Miss Holli
Would if she could.
That dame...
You heard anything?
Now, you know I don't listen
to that sleazy cow.
Mmm!
Mmm!
Don't . Just don't .
Well, why?
Because we can never finish it,
Lonette, you know?
lt-it-it's frustrating.
I'm , uh...
I'm like a... I'm like a plug
without a socket, you know?
Hey, Frank?
Hey, what?
Did you ever do it
in the Real World?
Do you ever think about
going back there so you can?
No.
No way.
Maybe you and me?
I can't have that
in the Real World.
Uh-uh. I can't live without you.
But I can't be with you,
you know?
It's , jus... agh!
What do you do, huh?
What do you do?
Well, then...
we're just going to have
to pretend then, aren't we?
Hey, Boss!
Ooh!
Boss!
I heard you, Nails.
Oh, my God, Boss!
I wouldn't do it!
Oh! Whew!
Hey, Boss, did I ever
tell you about...?
Shut up, Nails.
Jack.
Jack.
Come home, baby.
No... no... no...
No. No! No! No! No!
Glad you dropped in.
Well, here we are--
Holli's humble abode.
Do you think she'll let us in?
Forget it!
This party
is by invitation only.
This door has got an attitude.
How much further?
Oh, uh... I'd say
we're halfway up.
Or halfway down.
Right.
God, I hate heights.
Nails, this is no time
to catch a cold.
It is not a cold, Boss.
I am allergic to clouds.
What?!
Ah... ah... ah...
Oh... oh...
Choo!
Pull this?
Ah... ah...
Don't even think about it.
Ah...
choo!
That step's smashingly good!
Smashingly!
Yeah.
Make sure no one
gets out this door.
Oh! Oh! Absolutemont,
Boss.
Oh!
Stretcher bearers!
Stretcher bearers!
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
Well, hello, Harris.
Welcome to the party.
And what a swell party it is.
Thanks for having me.
I should have known
riffraff like yourself
would be involved
in this equation, Sparks.
What equation
is that, Harris?
I've discovered
that if you look for trouble,
you find it.
What's your problem?
Bad childhood.
Where's the noid?
You're the only noid here,
Harris.
Ooh!
Last warning.
You stay away from the noid,
or you're closed
for business permanently.
Have a splendid evening.
You want to know
what it is about you
that really kicks my ass,
Harris?
How about my foot?
Well, you prance around here
waving that gun around
like you're some big deal.
And all this time,
you could cross over
to the Real World,
but you haven't got the guts.
You don't have what
it takes to be real.
That makes you
a wimp in my book.
You may be right, Slick.
Be content with the cards
you've been dealt.
Oh!
What's the deal?
It's getting serious, Nails.
Holli.
We got to find Jack Deebs.
Right.
Go for it!
Go for it!
Should I get the door for