Yeah! Thanks. Handprint identification, please. Handprint identification, please. Handprint identification, please. Handprint. Thanks again. Is that you, Mylar? Who are you? What are you doing? This. Sweet dreams. Not so fast, Lone Starr. Helmet! So, at last we meet for the first time, for the last time. Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr. What? I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. - What's that make us? - Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become. Prepare to die. You have the ring. And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it. Um... He did it. What? Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted. OK, maybe if I put my leg up on yours, we could split apart like... Good, yeah. One, two, three, go! So, Lone Starr, Yogurt has taught you well. If there's one thing I despise, it is a fair fight. But if I must, then I must. May the best man win. Put 'er there. The ring! I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book! What a goof! What's with you, man? Come on! You know what? Let me give it back to you. Oh! Oh, look at that. You fell for that, too. I can't believe it, man. So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. Very impressive, Lone Starr. Too bad this isn't the Wide World of Sports. Use the Schwartz, Lone Starr Use the Schwartz I can't. I lost the ring. Forget the ring The ring is bupkis I found it in a Cracker Jack box The Schwartz is in you, Lone Starr lt"s in you! All right. I'll try. Say goodbye to your two best friends. And I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago. Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button This ship will self-destruct in three minutes What's going on? Where the hell are we? Paris? Thank you for pressing the button This ship will self-destruct in exactly two minutes and 45 seconds Stop it. Is there any way to stop it? I can't. It's irreversible. Like my raincoat. Attention, this is Colonel Sandurz in forward command. Abandon ship! Abandon ship! All personnel proceed to escape pods. Close down the circus. Evacuate the zoo. The self-destruct mechanism has been activated. Abandon ship. Sandurz! Sandurz, you gotta help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president! This is your two-minute warning This ship will self-destruct in two minutes Launch all escape pods once they are filled. What's happening? Where is he? - Where is he? - Here. We got a minute and 40 before the end of the world. Hang on! Full throttle. - Go to hyper jets. - Going to hyper jets. - Hey, where do you think you're going? - Pizza to go! Hey, that's my escape pod. Who are you? I'm the bearded lady. What are you, one of the freaks? Hey, come back! That's my pod! No! Come back, you fat, bearded bitch! One pod left. And three of us. And I'm the president. Well, boys, it's a very lovely ship. I think you should go down with it. Goodbye. What's the matter with this belt? This ship will self-destruct in 20 seconds. It's your last chance to push the cancellation button. Cancellation button? Hurry! - Where is it? Where is it? - It's gotta be here. - Out of order. - Fuck! Even in the future nothing works. This ship will self-destruct in exactly ten seconds. Counting down. Ten, nine, eight, six... Six? What happened to seven? Just kidding. There's the other end. Faster! Six, five, four, three, two, one. - Have a nice day - Thank you. We did it! We all did it. So I guess you might call that a case of man bites droid? On a sadder note, Pizza The Hutt... famed half-man, half-pizza... was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretch limo. Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ate himself to death. Coming up: Pongo's review of "Rocky V" Thousand' Pongo? Did you hear that? Pizza kicked the ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Мертвые дочери на английском - текст Вокзал для двоих на английском - текст Марс на английском - текст Космический лагерь на английском - текст Назад в будущее 2 на английском |