here. Just in case you get hungry. - A fortune cookie? - Yes. Remember: Open it before you eat it. Thanks. Well, we better get going. I wonder... Will we ever see each other again? Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in "Spaceballs Il: The Search for More Money". - Goodbye, Lone Starr. - Goodbye, Yogurt. The ring of the Schwartz! - No, no, I can't take this. - Take it, take it. - You might need it. - Thanks. I'll never forget you. Wish me luck. So, Princess Vespa, at last I have you in my clutches to have my way with you the way I want to. No! No! Please, leave me alone. No, you are mine. Not so fast, Helmet. Lone Starr! Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi, honey. Now you are going to die. Psst! Oh, oh! Oh! What'd you do to him? The same thing I'm going to do to you, big boy. Oh! And you, too. Oh! Argh! Now, Princess Vespa, at last we are alone. Oh, no, I hate you. Leave me alone. Yet I find you strangely attractive. Of course you do. Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power. And I have both. And you know it. Oh, leave me alone. No, kiss me! No! No! Yes! No! No! Yes! No! Yes! Oh, your helmet is so big. - Lord Helmet. - What? - You're needed on the bridge, sir. - Knock on my door! Knock next time! - Yes, sir. - Did you see anything? No, I didn't see you playing with your dolls. Good. President Skroob. I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall. Sorry, sir, but it's very important. The princess is in your office and Lord Helmet is awaiting you there. - All right, all right. I'll be right there. - Yes, sir. Helmet, you fiend! What's going on? What are you doing to my daughter? Permit me to introduce the brilliant young plastic surgeon, Dr Phillip Schlotkin. The greatest nose-job man in the entire universe and Beverly Hills. - Your Highness. - Nose job? She's already had a nose job. It was her Sweet-16 present. No, it's not what you think. It's much, much worse. If you do not give me the combination to the air shield, Dr Schlotkin will give your daughter back her old nose! No! - Where did you get that? - All right, I'll tell. I'll tell. - No, Daddy, no! You mustn't. - You're right, my dear. I'll miss your new nose, but I will not tell him the combination, no matter what. Very well. Dr Schlotkin, do your worst. My pleasure. No! Wait! Wait! I'll tell. I'll tell. I knew it would work. All right. Give it to me. The combination is one. - One. - One. Two. - Two. - Two. Three. - Three. - Three. Four. - Four. - Four. Five. - Five. - Five. So the combination is one, two, three, four, five. That's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage. Thank you, Your Highness. - What did you do? - I turned off the wall. - No you didn't, you turned off the hole movie. - I must have pressed the wrong button. - Well, put it back up! - Yes, sir! You gotta get that thing fixed! We're back, and we have the combination. - Schlotkin! - What? We're done with you. Go back to the golf course and work on your putts. Let's go, Arnold. Come, Gretchen. Of course I'll still have to bill you for this. Oh! I bet she gives great helmet. - Did it work? - Yes, sir. We have the combination. Great! Now we can take every last breath of fresh air from Planet Druidia. - What's the combination? - One, two, three, four, five. - One, two, three, four, five? - Yes. That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage. - Prepare Spaceball One for departure. - Yes, sir. And change the combination on my luggage. There it is. Spaceball City straight ahead. Good. I'm taking her in. What the hell is that thing? Looks like a Winnebago with wings. Jeez. Hey, you can't park here! Yeah. Can't you guys read? "No Parking". That son of a... All right, hands up. You're under arrest for illegal parking. Yeah! ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Бумер на английском - текст Пугало на английском - текст Как разобраться с делами на английском - текст Рокки Бальбоа на английском - текст Джек-попрыгун на английском |