you've got is what we need
And all we do is dirty deeds
# We're the Spaceballs
# Watch out!
# We're the Spaceballs
# We're the masters of space
- # Hey, don't mess around
- # With the Spaceballs
# Going cruisin' in a spaceship
We're so good at being bad
# We'll destroy your little planet
If you ever get us mad
# We're mothers of the galaxy
You better scatter when you see
# The Spaceballs
# Watch out!
# We're the Spaceballs
# We're the masters of space
- # Say what? Don't mess around
- # With the Spaceballs
# Watch out!
# We're mothers of the galaxy
# We're gonna take the air you breathe
# Oh! Spaceballs
# Watch out!
# We're the Spaceballs
# We're the masters of space
# Don't mess around with the Spaceballs
# Watch out!
# We're the Spaceballs
# We're the masters of space
# Don't mess around with the Spaceballs
# Watch out!
# We've got a bossin' metal ship
# So you better watch your lip
# Cos we're the Spaceballs
# Watch out!
# You may think that you are bad
# But believe you can be had
# By the Spaceballs
# Watch out!
# We're the Spaceballs
# Watch out!
# We're the Spaceballs
# We're the masters of space
# Don't mess around with the Spaceballs
# We're so bad and mean
# We make nightmares out of dreams
# We're the Spaceballs
# We're the Spaceballs
# So you'd better watch out!
Visiontext Subtitles: Natasha Cohn
ENHOH- Colonel Sandurz!
- What is it, Sergeant Ricco?
You told me to let you know the moment
Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.
- So?
- Planet Druidia's in sight, sir.
You're really a Spaceball.
- You know that, don't you?
- Thanks, sir.
- Have you notified Lord Helmet?
- Yes, sir. He's on his way.
Make way for Dark Helmet.
All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet.
I can't breathe in this thing!
- We're approaching Planet Druidia, sir.
- Good.
I'll call Spaceball City
and notify President Skroob.
I already called him, sir.
He knows everything.
What?
You went over my helmet?
Not exactly over, sir.
Uh, more to the side.
I'll always call you first.
It'll never happen again. Never, ever!
Oh, shit!
No, no, no, no! No, no!
Please, please, please! No, no, not that!
Yes, that.
- Sandurz!
- Sir?
I don't see Planet Druidia. Where is it?
We have it on the radar screen.
Shall I punch it up for you?
- Nah, I'll do it myself.
- Very good, sir.
What's the matter with this thing?
You call that a radar screen?
No, sir. We call it... Mr Coffee.
Care for some?
Yes!
- I always have coffee when I watch radar.
- Of course.
- Everybody knows that.
- Of course we do, sir.
Now that I have my coffee,
I'm ready to watch radar.
Where is it?
- Right here, sir.
- Switch to teleview.
There it is. Planet Druidia.
And under the air shield
10,000 years of fresh air.
- We must get through the shield.
- We will, sir.
Once we kidnap the princess, her father'll
give us the combination to the air shield,
thereby destroying Planet Druidia
and saving Planet Spaceball.
Everybody got that?
- Good. When will the princess marry?
- Within the hour, sir.
Well, I hope it's a long ceremony,
cos it's gonna be a short honeymoon.
Hot! Too hot!
Oh, if only your mother
were alive to see this day.
- Everyone ready?
- Yes, Your Majesty.
- No. Where's my droid of honour?
- Oh, dear, yes! Where's Dot?
Dot!
Dot Matrix!
Oh, thank God.
- Where have you been?
- Here I am.
Sorry. I had to make a pit stop.
I'm so excited, I couldn't hold my oil.
All right, people. It's magic time.
Right, everyone starting on the left foot.
- Daddy, that's your right foot.
- It's too late. Keep going.
Daddy?
- Must I go through with this?
- I'm sorry, my dear. You