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said "I got it. We on Pluto."
And we said "Harry, how can you tell?"
He said "From the bark, you dummy!"
From the bark!
Is he all right?
- Hey, what's wrong with this guy?
- I don't know!
- Bring him some water!
- Water, my ass!
Bring this guy some Pepto-Bismol!
Waitress! Waitress! What did he order?
- Oh, he had the special.
- The spe... That's my order!
- Change my order to the soup.
- Good move.
Oh, no.
Not again.
# Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
# Hello, my ragtime gal
# Send me a kiss by wire
# Baby, my heart's on fire
# If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
# Then you'll be left alone
Oh, baby, telephone
# And tell me I'm your own
Check, please.
Five minutes to magic time.
Are you all right, my dear?
You look a little... flighty.
Don't worry about me, Father.
I'm completely over him.
Huh! Didn't even stay for the wedding.
Just grabbed his million bucks and ran.
He didn't take the million.
- He didn't?
- No.
He just took 248 space bucks
for lunch, gas and tolls.
I can't believe you refused the money. But
we could've stayed for food. I'm starving.
- Have you got anything to eat?
- Nah.
Oh, wait a minute.
Yogurt gave me that fortune cookie.
- Here, chow down.
- Wow, thanks.
- I'll split it.
- No.
OK.
- Yogurt!
- Hello, boys.
Well, you opened your fortune cookie,
so here's your fortune.
Lone Starr, you know
that medallion that you wear,
but you don't know what it means?
Here's what it means.
It's a royal birth certificate. Yes!
Your father was a king,
your mother was a queen,
which makes you a certified prince.
Hey, I'm a prince.
I'm a prince! Which means...
Which means if you hurry
there could be a princess in your future.
If you wanna stop her
marrying Sleeping Beauty,
there's a special can of fuel
in your glove compartment.
- Good luck, boys.
- Bye, Yogurt.
And, Yogurt...
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
And may the Schwartz be with youuuuu!
Oh, what a worid.
- Barf, open that glove compartment.
- You got it... Your Highness.
Wow! Liquid Schwartz!
- Quick, pour it in the tank.
- Right.
Look at that!
- Done.
- Hang on, Barfo,
we're gonna make space tracks.
Dear me, what are those things
coming out of her nose?
Hey, hey, watch my helmet.
Spaceballs!
Oh, shit. There goes the planet.
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here together...
again.
- You didn't say he refused the money.
- It wasn't important.
- May I continue, please?
- Besides, he asked me not to tell you.
Thank you.
To join Princess Vespa
and Princess Valium...
I'm sorry, it's the hair.
Prince Valium
in the bonds of holy matrimony.
I see it all now.
Don't you see he loves me?
I'm trying to conduct a wedding here,
which has nothing to do with love. Quiet.
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, too.
- Don't be sorry, be quiet.
I'm sorry!
To join Princess Vespa and Prince Valium
in the bonds of holy...
...moly!
Uh... matrimony.
That's him.
I know it's him. He's come back!
That's it. No more chances.
We're doing the short version.
Prince Valium, do you take
Princess Vespa to be your wife?
Uh-huh.
- Do you take Valium to be your husband?
- Uh... well, I...
I suppose. Well, oh, I don't know.
- No! She doesn't.
- What?
- Who the hell are you?
- Prince Lone Starr.
- Prince?!
- I just found out.
That's what this says.
I'm an honest-to-God prince.
Will you marry me?
Well, let me think about it.
Yes!
I'm sick of this. I don't care who it is,
but I'm gonna marry somebody today.
- Who are you?
- I'm the best man, Barf.
- Full name?
- Barfolomew.
- Are you getting married?
- No.
Then get over there!
OK, here we go. The short, short version.
- Do you?
- Yes.
- Do you?
- Yes.
Good. You're married. Kiss her!
- I love you.
- I love you.
Well, goodbye, Virgin Alarm.
# If you're livin' in a bubble
And you haven't got a care
# Then you're gonna be in trouble
Cos we're gonna steal your air
# Cos what
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