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mechanism in the central brain area.
- I think we just found it.
- Where?
Watch.
Bingo! There it is.
It's right below us.
- Put her in hover, Barf.
- Putting her in hover.
- I'm going down there.
- He's going down there.
I wouldn't.
What the hell are you doing?
The... Vulcan neck pinch?
No, no, no, stupid.
You got it much too high.
It's down here
where the shoulder meets the neck.
- Like this?
- Yeah!
Thanks.
Handprint identification, please
Handprint identification, please
Handprint identification, please
Handprint
Thanks again.
Is that you, Mylar?
Who are you? What are you doing?
This.
Sweet dreams.
Not so fast, Lone Starr.
Helmet!
So, at last we meet for the first time,
for the last time.
Before you die, there is something
you should know about us, Lone Starr.
What?
I am your father's brother's nephew's
cousin's former roommate.
- What's that make us?
- Absolutely nothing!
Which is what you are about to become.
Prepare to die.
You have the ring.
And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
Now let's see how well you handle it.
Um... He did it.
What?
Shit! I hate it
when I get my Schwartz twisted.
OK, maybe if I put my leg up on yours,
we could split apart like...
Good, yeah. One, two, three, go!
So, Lone Starr,
Yogurt has taught you well.
If there's one thing I despise,
it is a fair fight.
But if I must, then I must.
May the best man win.
Put 'er there.
The ring! I can't believe
you fell for the oldest trick in the book!
What a goof!
What's with you, man? Come on!
You know what?
Let me give it back to you. Oh!
Oh, look at that. You fell for that, too.
I can't believe it, man.
So, Lone Starr, now you see
that evil will always triumph
because good is dumb.
Very impressive, Lone Starr. Too bad
this isn't the Wide World of Sports.
Use the Schwartz, Lone Starr
Use the Schwartz
I can't. I lost the ring.
Forget the ring. The ring is bupkis
I found it in a Cracker Jack box
The Schwartz is in you, Lone Starr
It's in you!
All right. I'll try.
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
And I don't mean
your pals in the Winnebago.
Thank you for pressing
the self-destruct button
This ship will self-destruct
in three minutes
What's going on?
Where the hell are we? Paris?
Thank you for pressing the button
This ship will self-destruct
in exactly two minutes and 45 seconds
Stop it. Is there any way to stop it?
I can't. It's irreversible.
Like my raincoat.
Attention, this is Colonel Sandurz
in forward command. Abandon ship!
Abandon ship!
All personnel proceed to escape pods.
Close down the circus. Evacuate the zoo.
The self-destruct mechanism
has been activated. Abandon ship.
Sandurz! Sandurz, you gotta help me.
I don't know what to do.
I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
This is your two-minute warning. This
ship will self-destruct in two minutes
Launch all escape pods
once they are filled.
What's happening? Where is he?
Spaceballs
Watch out!
- Where is he?
- Here.
We got a minute and 40
before the end of the world. Hang on!
Spaceballs
Full throttle.
- Go to hyper jets.
- Going to hyper jets.
If you're livin' in a bubble
And you haven't got a care
- Hey, where do you think you're going?
- Pizza to go!
Then you're gonna be in trouble
Cos we're gonna steal your air
Cos what you've got is what we need
And all we do is dirty deeds
We're the Spaceballs
Watch out
We're the Spaceballs
Hey, that's my escape pod. Who are you?
I'm the bearded lady.
What are you, one of the freaks?
Hey, come back! That's my pod! No!
Come back, you fat, bearded bitch!
One pod left.
And three of us.
And I'm the president.
Well, boys, it's a very lovely ship.
I think you should go down with it.
Goodbye.
What's the matter with this belt?
Spaceballs
This ship will self-destruct in 20 seconds
It's your last chance
to push the cancellation button
Cancellation button? Hurry!
Spaceballs
Watch out!
- Where is it? Where is it?
- It'
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