homework to do.
That's all right, son.
You can do it on the boat.
Gee!
Dear, isn't our son swell?
Yes, dear.
Isn't life swell?
Oh.
Oh.
All right.
What about your family?
Who, mine?
It's real easy.Yeah.
Stupid, worthless,
no-good...
goddamn freeloading
son of a bitch.
Retarded, big mouth,
know-it-all, asshole, jerk.
You forgot ugly,
lazy and disrespectful.
Shut up, bitch!
Go fix me a turkey potpie.
What about you, Dad?
Fuck you.
No, Dad. What about you? Fuck you!
No, Dad. What about you?
Fuck you!
Bam!
- Is that for real?
- You want to come over sometime?
That's bullshit.
It's all part of your image.
- I don't believe a word of it.
- You don't believe me?
No.No?
Did I stutter?
Do you
believe this? Huh?
It's about the size of a cigar. Do I stutter?
See, this is what you get in my house
when you spill paint in the garage.
I don't think that I need to sit
with you fucking dildos anymore.
Fuck!
- You shouldn't have said that.
- How did I know?
I mean he lies about
everything anyway.
Oh, shit.
Coffee. Looks like it's been scraped off
the bottom of the Mississippi River.
Everything's polluted.
Everything's polluted.
The coffee's polluted.
The kids are polluted.
How do you know where Vernon went? I don't.
Then how do you know when he'll be back? I don't.
Being bad feels
pretty good. Huh?
What's the point of going to Bender's locker? Beats me.
This is so stupid. Why are we risking getting caught?
I don't know.
So then what are we doing?
You ask me one more question...
and I'm beating the shit out of you. Sorry.
You're such a slob. My maid's on vacation.
It's drugs.
Screw that, Bender.
Put it back.
Drugs.
The boy has marijuana.
That was marijuana.
Shut up, dick.
Do you approve
of this?
We'll cross through the lab,
and then we'll double back.
You better be right. If Vernon cuts
us off, it's your fault, asshole.
What did he say?
Where are we going?
# Hot on the run fromthe grip of the power game #
# The man who leads the wayThe man who leads the way #
# Shell in its box from hishome
that they'll never tame #
# The man who leads the wayThe man who leads the way #
Wait. Wait.
Hold it. Hold it.
We have to go through the
cafeteria. No, the activities hall.
Hey, man, you don't know what you're
talking about. You don't know.
We're through listening to you. We're going this way.
You go where you want,
mother hen. Come on!
# He is burning #
# Burning in the twilight #
# He is turningTurning to face us #
# He is burning #
# Fire in the twilight #
Shit! Fuck you. Great idea, jag-off.
Fuck you. Why didn't you
listen to John?
We're dead.
No. Just me.
What do you mean?
Get back to the library.
Keep your unit out of it.
# I wanna be
an airborne ranger #
# I wanna bean airborne ranger #
- That son of a bitch.
- # Before the day I die #
# There's five things
I want to ride #
# Bicycle, tricycle
automobile #
# Virgin's motherand a Ferris wheel #
# I wanna be
an airborne ranger #
Three...
two, one!
Bender! Bender!
What is this?
What are you doing here? What is this? Hi.
Out. That's it, Bender.
Out. It's over.
Don't you want to hear my excuse? Out.
I'm thinking of
trying out for a scholarship.
Give me the ball, Bender.
Give me that ball.
Get your stuff.
Let's go.
Mr. Wise Guy here's taken upon
himself to go to the gymnasium.
I'm sorry to inform you, you're going to be
without his services the rest of the day.
B-O-O-H-O-O.
Everything's a big joke, huh, Bender?
The false alarm you pulled Friday...
False alarms are really funny,aren't they?
What if your home...What if your family...
What if your dope was on fire?
Impossible, sir.
It's in Johnson's underwear.
You think he's funny?
You think this is cute?
You think he's bitchin'? Is that it?
Let me tell you something.
Look at him.
He's a bum.
You want to see something funny?
You go visitJohn Bender in five years.
You'll see howgoddamn funny he is.
What's the