Добро пожаловать на наш портал про кино VVORD.RU в раздел фильмов на английском языке. Здесь нельзя скачать фильмы, зато Вы сможете перечитать тексты фильмов и вспомнить любимые моменты.

Фильмы по алфавиту

Главная / Клуб «Завтрак»

Клуб «Завтрак»

1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   10   11   12   13   14   15   16   17   18   19   20   21   22   23   24   25   26   27   28   29   30   31   32   33   34   35   36   37   38   39   40   41   42   43   44   45   46   47   48   49   50   51   52   53   54   55   56   57   58   59   60   61   62   63   64   65   66   67   68   69   70   71   72   73   74   75   76   77   78   79   80   81   82   83   84   85   86   87   88   89   90   91   92   93   94   95   96   97   98   99   100   101   102   103   104   105   106   107   108   109   110   111   112   113   114   115   116   117   118   119   120   121   122   123   124   125   126   127   128   129   130   131   132   133   134   135   136   137   138   139   140   141   142   143   144  
wish?
- Watch it. Brian is a cherry.
- A cherry?
- I wish I was on a plane to France.
- I'm not a cherry.
- When have you ever gotten laid?
- I've laid lots of times.
- Name one.
She lives in Canada.
I met her at Niagara Falls.
- You wouldn't know her.
- Ever laid anyone around here.
You and Claire did it?
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Let's just drop it.
What?
Brian's telling me that,
in addition to girls in Niagara Falls,
you and he are riding
the hobby horse.
- Little pig!
- No, I'm not!
John said I was a cherry
and I said I wasn't.
Then what were you motioning
to Claire for?
- I don't appreciate this much, Brian.
- He is lying.
- You weren't motioning to Claire?
- You know he's lying.
(Bender) Were you
or were you not motioning to Claire?
Yeah, but it was only because I didn't
want her to know that I was a virgin.
Excuse me for being a virgin.
I'm sorry.
Why didn't you want me to know?
It's my personal, private business.
It doesn't sound
like you're doing any business.
I think it's OK for a guy to be a virgin.
You do?
- What's in there?
- Guess.
- Where's your lunch?
- You're wearing it.
You're nauseating.
- What's that?
- Sushi.
Sushi?
Rice, raw fish and seaweed.
You won't accept a guy's tongue
in your mouth, but you eat that?
- Can I eat?
- I don't know. Give it a try.
(Slurps)
What's your problem?
(Crunching)
What are we having?
It's just your standard,
regular lunch, I guess.
- Milk?
- Soup.
- That's apple juice.
- I can read.
P.B. and J.
with the crusts cut off.
Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch.
All the food groups are represented.
Did your mum marry Mr Rogers?
No, Mr Johnson.
Here's my impression
of life at big Bri's house.
- "Son!"
- "Yeah, Dad?"
"How was your day, pal?"
"Great, Dad. How was yours?"
"Super. Say, son, how would you
like to go fishing this weekend?"
"Great, Dad.
But I've got homework to do."
"That's all right, son.
You can do it on the boat."
"Gee!"
"Dear, isn't our son swell?"
"Yes, dear. Isn't life swell?"
- What about your family?
- Mine?
- Yeah.
- That's real easy.
(lmitating father) "Stupid, worthless,
"no-good, goddamned, freeloading
son of a bitch.
"Retarded, bigmouth,
know-it-all, asshole jerk!"
(lmitating mother)
"You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful."
(lmitating father) "Shut up, bitch!
Go fix me a turkey pot pie."
- "What about you, Dad?"
- "Fuck you!"
- "No, Dad, what about you?"
- "Fuck you!"
- "No, Dad, what about you?"
- "Fuck you!"
- Is that for real?
- You want to come over?
Bullshit. It's all part of your image.
- You don't believe me?
- (Andrew) No.
- No?
- Did I stutter?
Do you believe this?
Huh?
It's about the size of a cigar.
Do I stutter?
This is what you get in my house
when you spill paint in the garage.
I don't think that I need to sit
with you fucking dildos any more.
(Bender screams)
- You shouldn't have said that.
- How did I know?
I mean, he lies about everything.
Oh, shit!
Coffee. Looks like they scrape it
off the bottom of the Mississippi.
Everything's polluted.
The coffee, the kids...
- How do you know where Vernon went?
- I don't.
How do you know
when he'll be back?
I don't.
Being bad feels pretty good. Huh?
- Why are we going to his locker?
- Beats me.
This is so stupid.
Why are we risking getting caught?
- I don't know.
- Then what are we doing?
One more question
and I'm beating the shit out of you.
Sorry.
- You're such a slob.
- My maid's on vacation.
- Drugs.
- Screw that, Bender. Put it back.
Drugs. The boy has marijuana.
- That was marijuana.
- Shut up.
Do you approve of this?
(Bender) We'll cross through the lab.
(Andrew) If Vernon cuts us off,
it's your fault, asshole.
(Johnson) What did he say?
Where are we going?
(# WANG CH U NG:
"Fire in The Twilight")
# Hot on the run
from the grip of the power game
# The man who leads the way
# The man
who leads the way
# Shell in it's box
Клуб «Завтрак» Клуб «Завтрак»

------------------------------
Читайте также:
- текст Конан-разрушитель на английском
- текст Огонь, кровь, звезды на английском
- текст Дневник камикадзе на английском
- текст Прах Анджелы на английском
- текст Чудо на 34-й улице на английском

О нас | Контакты
© 2010-2024 VVORD.RU