wish? - Watch it. Brian is a cherry. - A cherry? - I wish I was on a plane to France. - I'm not a cherry. - When have you ever gotten laid? - I've laid lots of times. - Name one. She lives in Canada. I met her at Niagara Falls. - You wouldn't know her. - Ever laid anyone around here. You and Claire did it? - What are you talking about? - Nothing. Let's just drop it. What? Brian's telling me that, in addition to girls in Niagara Falls, you and he are riding the hobby horse. - Little pig! - No, I'm not! John said I was a cherry and I said I wasn't. Then what were you motioning to Claire for? - I don't appreciate this much, Brian. - He is lying. - You weren't motioning to Claire? - You know he's lying. (Bender) Were you or were you not motioning to Claire? Yeah, but it was only because I didn't want her to know that I was a virgin. Excuse me for being a virgin. I'm sorry. Why didn't you want me to know? It's my personal, private business. It doesn't sound like you're doing any business. I think it's OK for a guy to be a virgin. You do? - What's in there? - Guess. - Where's your lunch? - You're wearing it. You're nauseating. - What's that? - Sushi. Sushi? Rice, raw fish and seaweed. You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, but you eat that? - Can I eat? - I don't know. Give it a try. (Slurps) What's your problem? (Crunching) What are we having? It's just your standard, regular lunch, I guess. - Milk? - Soup. - That's apple juice. - I can read. P.B. and J. with the crusts cut off. Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mum marry Mr Rogers? No, Mr Johnson. Here's my impression of life at big Bri's house. - "Son!" - "Yeah, Dad?" "How was your day, pal?" "Great, Dad. How was yours?" "Super. Say, son, how would you like to go fishing this weekend?" "Great, Dad. But I've got homework to do." "That's all right, son. You can do it on the boat." "Gee!" "Dear, isn't our son swell?" "Yes, dear. Isn't life swell?" - What about your family? - Mine? - Yeah. - That's real easy. (lmitating father) "Stupid, worthless, "no-good, goddamned, freeloading son of a bitch. "Retarded, bigmouth, know-it-all, asshole jerk!" (lmitating mother) "You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful." (lmitating father) "Shut up, bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie." - "What about you, Dad?" - "Fuck you!" - "No, Dad, what about you?" - "Fuck you!" - "No, Dad, what about you?" - "Fuck you!" - Is that for real? - You want to come over? Bullshit. It's all part of your image. - You don't believe me? - (Andrew) No. - No? - Did I stutter? Do you believe this? Huh? It's about the size of a cigar. Do I stutter? This is what you get in my house when you spill paint in the garage. I don't think that I need to sit with you fucking dildos any more. (Bender screams) - You shouldn't have said that. - How did I know? I mean, he lies about everything. Oh, shit! Coffee. Looks like they scrape it off the bottom of the Mississippi. Everything's polluted. The coffee, the kids... - How do you know where Vernon went? - I don't. How do you know when he'll be back? I don't. Being bad feels pretty good. Huh? - Why are we going to his locker? - Beats me. This is so stupid. Why are we risking getting caught? - I don't know. - Then what are we doing? One more question and I'm beating the shit out of you. Sorry. - You're such a slob. - My maid's on vacation. - Drugs. - Screw that, Bender. Put it back. Drugs. The boy has marijuana. - That was marijuana. - Shut up. Do you approve of this? (Bender) We'll cross through the lab. (Andrew) If Vernon cuts us off, it's your fault, asshole. (Johnson) What did he say? Where are we going? (# WANG CH U NG: "Fire in The Twilight") # Hot on the run from the grip of the power game # The man who leads the way # The man who leads the way # Shell in it's box ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Конан-разрушитель на английском - текст Огонь, кровь, звезды на английском - текст Дневник камикадзе на английском - текст Прах Анджелы на английском - текст Чудо на 34-й улице на английском |