laundries.
Well, if there isn't any hope,
why don't you leave?
- Go to New York or London.
- No.
If the world is going to hell in a bucket,
I want to hold the handle.
Now, will you excuse me? Ta-ta.
Must see a man about a job.
It's muggy.
Amazing.
Honey, I never knew that Eisenhower
hadn't made up his mind...
whether to be a Democrat
or a Republican until 1955.
I never knew that.
Isn't that incredible?
Jesus Christ! Linda, what are you doing?
Randy, I'm not going home with bra lines.
- Please don't be silly.
- My God, Linda.
We're all adults.
- What are you doing to my wife?
- Can it!
Mrs. White, it's not that
they're not beautiful...
but, you see, there's strict government
regulations against nude sunbathing.
Besides, it's more tantalizing
to conceal than to reveal.
- I never thought of it that way.
- Please do.
Jesus, it's spreading. God damn it!
What are we gonna do, grow it?
That'll take three months.
- Have a better idea?
- Maybe you should have brought some...
instead of so much cologne.
- Hey, Jack, Jack!
- What is it, guys?
Listen, you gotta do us a favor.
- What?
- Big favor.
- What?
- Favor for a favor.
- You do us this favor, and we'll do you...
- What?
Okay.
- We're looking for Johnny.
- Who's Johnny?
No. Smoke, J's, joints, buzz.
Not just a little bit. I want a big bag,
no twigs and sticks...
Clean. It's gotta be clean.
I'm a federal narcotics agent,
and you're both under arrest.
Come on, I was just woofing you.
But I could be.
See, there's a lot of heat on me, guys.
If you really want something,
ask that guy over there.
- Don't look!
- Where?
If you get caught, I don't know you, okay?
Be cool.
You got it.
Which guy?
I don't know, I didn't look.
Jackie, that is so obvious.
I can't believe you're doing that.
It's Friday, Mary Lou,
and nothing's happened, yet.
Jackie, please. I don't want to get busted.
Tell you what. I'll make you a deal.
I know a place that's totally secluded.
You can do anything you want.
Sound good?
Hey, everybody!
Who's up for a nude orgy picnic
at Devil's Hole?
- I am!
- I am!
- You coming? Lt's the last chance.
- No, man, I got to wait for Johnny.
Hey, Jackson.
Hi.
Hello.
Barry, you gotta come.
Let's go. Nude beach!
Man, the deal's cut. The weed's coming.
One of us has gotta stay here.
- It's a nude beach!
- One of us has gotta stay here.
I'll catch you later.
Besides, I want to try this thing, anyway.
I'll tool around here for a while.
It's good for the lats, good for the pecs.
Hey, I'm doing it!
Hey, watch your front knee,
and tilt the mast forward.
You see, I don't want to get into a political
discussion here, but Communism...
- Will not work in a country like this.
- Oh, no.
Communism will not attract
women 18 to 26, for instance.
Gee, I love being naked. It's great.
- How about you?
- I thought I did, but I don't.
Come on, take your clothes off.
- Get undressed. We'll go for a jog.
- No, thank you.
No?
He's gonna be here in about 10 minutes.
I really think we should get dressed.
Randy, I want to be naked
for the rest of my life.
Oh, for Christ's sake!
I know we should have gone to Acapulco.
- What are you looking for?
- Our clothes are gone.
- What do you mean, our clothes are gone?
- Well...
All right!
They left our cameras and watches.
Big, hairy deal. We're naked, you jerk.
Well, so what?
We've been naked all afternoon.
Well, I hadn't planned
on walking through town this way.
Come on, let's get out of here.
You know what?
I'm just gonna wait here for lsland Jack.
Because I think it's stupid to go off
without knowing where you're going.
Did it occur to you whoever took our
clothes could be watching us right now...
and we don't know what they want?
Obviously not.
All right. I suggest what we do
is we walk very calmly...
in single file off this beach,
and we don't stop for anything.
All right, let's go.
In single file, and I mean you.
Who died and