Preparation and no H.
What, are you blind?
You got dogs under these chairs, man?
Come on, check it out.
What about those two?
- I don't think they're interested.
- Too tall.
Come on,
they were just talking to me about you.
- No. They weren't.
- Really?
They said that you weren't fit
to sleep with pigs. But I stood up for you.
- What did you say?
- I said you were.
- All right.
- All right. Okay.
So, come on, get out there, mingle.
I guarantee if you stick with it,
by tonight...
your meat'll be smoked.
You know what I'm saying?
- See you tonight. Big reggae dance.
- Thanks, man. See you later.
- We'll just cinch you up a bit.
- Very good, you have very strong legs.
- Linda, are you ready to fly?
- Yes, I am.
Linda, the sky is yours.
Randy!
Randy!
Randy!
I'm not wearing this shirt.
Look at it. Look at this shirt.
- Look, I won't wear it.
- Guys, you on a union 10?
Make it 15. We'll get together one day.
We'll have lunch.
Yeah, lunch.
Roll one for me.
Did you rehearse?
Fireburn for these songs. I have
my own songs. I'm not doing these songs.
Don't do this to me, partner. Come on,
we've promised these people a floorshow.
These are good songs.
They love these songs.
Anyone hear these songs,
don't want to hear these songs anymore.
And plus, I can't wear
all these Babylon clothes...
- And smiling for all these people.
- Do you think I like wearing these clothes?
Do you think I like
looking like a Hawaiian pimp?
You know, I knew another proud,
young, black man like yourself once.
And I gave him some advice, too.
I told him, "Wear one glove.
"Just one glove." The rest was history.
- And who was that?
- Willie Mays. Come on.
You wear these clothes,
you sing these songs...
and I guarantee I'll have you
back in center field.
I don't know what that center field is,
but I tell you...
I'll do it just once.
And then I'm going to burn these clothes.
Aye, Reed, man. Aye, Reed.
That hair is a downright,
everlasting disgrace.
Now, I've been working
in better hotels than this for 25 years.
- Who hasn't?
- And I never had hair like that...
into my kitchen, yet. It is unsanitary.
I don't know why he must have all that
boogooyaga hair on him head at all.
He better cut it off or go.
It's all right. You're right.
It's very, very boogooyaga.
I'll talk to him, and I'll work this thing out.
Tree, what's happening?
Oh, no, thanks.
Last time I smoked that stuff,
they found me on top of the Sears Tower...
trying to build a nest.
Now, I love your hair, man.
It's natural hair, and you're a natural man.
But I'm getting a lot of flak
from the Health Department.
And even I'm a little uncomfortable
with the possibility...
of one of the guests picking
a 5-foot hair out of their tuna salad.
You dig where I'm coming from?
Yeah, man, I dig where you're
coming from, but I can't cut my hair, man.
You can't cut your hair.
I know how we can work this one out.
Come with me.
Portia, I'd like you to meet
your new assistant cook.
Everybody say hello to Hat.
- Passable.
- Watch out for those fans, baby.
Sol, the boys are back.
Our ship has come in.
- Now we gotta deliver.
- It's that fireman.
I have used every legal means
at my disposal...
and still they will not be moved.
Sol, don't go legal on me now.
We need this. There must be some way
to get to this guy.
Taking up the game, Mr. Zerbe?
It's a pain in the ass. Get rid of the horses,
you'd have a good game.
Let's roll, Noel. Listen, can we talk?
At last, a bribe.
It's about your friend
Jack what's-his-name and that club.
You should really talk to him.
I'd hate to see anybody get hurt.
How very thoughtful.
I'm just trying to do
what's best for everybody.
Too kind.
There, that's the way this game
should be played.
I can't tell you the feeling
of flying through those trees.
I have never felt more alive
in my entire life.
Isn't it great, Randy? Lsn't it fantastic?
I don't know.
Well, I thought it