and you can leave whenever you wish.
And you won't even
have to make love to me.
- But you'll want to.
- Oh, really?
Maybe not right away.
Oh, I don't know, Jack.
It might be fun for a while...
No. Fun is not even the word for it.
We are talking major life experience.
- That's what I'm afraid of.
- No, no, no.
I'm talking major passion.
I'm overwhelmed.
I'm talking time and a half for overtime...
plus medical, dental...
Well, why didn't you say so?
- Randy, I think this is the place.
- Okay.
- That's it?
- Yeah. Isn't that where you wanna go?
And look at this. Look at that buffet.
Hot buffet. I say, let's go.
- All right, we're going.
- Okay.
So my uncle and I
are going down to the islands...
for a couple of weeks.
You want to come with us?
I just got this brochure on my desk...
about a place called Saint Nicholas.
You ever heard of it?
Do you know where it is?
"ln the ocean somewhere." Right.
Oh, God! Could we go there?
Girls!
Get back to work!
This is exciting. I love small planes.
Honey, can you just ask him
how much longer we'll be circling?
Honey, this is the man's business.
I'm sure he knows what he's doing.
Honey, just ask him.
Oh, all right.
- How much farther is it?
- I don't know.
A couple more inches, I think.
If I could just find a hole.
- Just find the island, okay?
- Get back to your seat!
There's a break in the clouds!
I'm going for it!
We're out! We're out!
Now where the hell's the airport?
Isn't that the runway?
Jeez, I hope not. If that runway
was any shorter, it'd be a patio.
Just land this plane!
Stall out! Stall out!
- I don't hear any engines.
- Maybe it's a glider.
I'd like to thank you
and ask that you remain seated...
with your seatbelt securely fastened...
until the aircraft has come
to a complete... Brake pressure!
Bushes!
All right! Okay!
I made it!
- I made it!
- What's your name?
I made it! Okay!
- Remind me to get a new pilot.
- Did you see that?
- You bet.
- Let's go.
One, two, three, showtime.
Sol, what is it? Are you all right?
You look like you ate a ghost.
- Someone paid his taxes.
- Who?
The fireman, Moniker.
What kind of name is Moniker?
Sol, I hope we're not
gonna blow this thing...
just because some hippies want to do
bed-and-breakfast on the beach.
- Sol, you gotta get them out of there.
- I will chew on their livers.
Please, Sol, I hate liver. Relax.
What do you want?
You want heat prostration?
We'll work it out.
They'll be gone in no time.
It'll take more than paint and new grass
on the roof to turn that place around.
Come on, they're waiting for us.
- Did you enjoy the trip?
- No, I didn't.
Really?
Terry, I think you'll find
when you travel a little bit more...
that things are different
here in the Third World.
- Actually, I travel a lot.
- Really? What do you do?
I review resorts and hotels
for The New York Times travel section.
- No.
- Yes.
Enjoy.
I'll handle this. I'll look after it.
Hey, red, what do you say,
you want to join us for a colada?
Frankly, I'd rather be drawn and quartered.
Kinky!
Drawn and quartered. I think
we're going to need two other guys.
Forget her. Snob city.
Besides, all the good k'nish
is already on the beach. Let's unpack.
- Yeah, you're right.
- I gotta get a tan.
- Dynamite rays, man.
- Dynamite rays.
I'm gonna be schvar in two minutes here.
This latitude is good for me.
What do you think
of those two over there?
- They're nice. They look nice.
- Nice?
Forget nice. My mother's nice.
- What are you staring at?
- You told me look, I'm...
Don't stare at them. They're gonna
come over and start talking to us.
Will you relax?
- Where's your subtlety?
- Where's your blood pressure? Putz.
Those hairy guys have been looking at us.
Jackie, don't be pathetic, okay?
There's got to be more to do here
than just lie on a beach...
waiting for strange guys to talk to us.
Well, I'm going to go talk to them.