Jack.
"Just cool, Jack."
Sure, go start a revolution!
It's not going to look good
on your rйsumй, you know!
God damn it!
You hear me? We're finished as partners!
I'm going back to Chicago where it's safe.
Help! Help!
Anybody, help me!
Gentlemen, I just spoke
to the owner of Club Paradise...
and believe me, he is dying to sell.
We were expecting signed documents
this morning.
Let's face it, Heinz,
we're not in Switzerland.
With all due respects
to the Prime Minister...
you can't even get
a piece of carbon paper here...
that hasn't been used 100 times already.
But we are close. We're very, very close.
- Oh, very, very close.
- Excellent.
Now, if you will excuse me...
I know you have urgent business,
Mr. Gundy, but before you go...
I have a little surprise for you.
Because you have been so cooperative...
we have taken the liberty
of designing a new residence for you...
to be built
in the first phase of construction.
Incredible! The guy's got a heart
like Dumbo.
Dumbo the elephant, with the big ears.
Like him. Not the ears, the heart.
Forget it. Sol, let me walk you out.
I thank you.
Sol, what's going on?
I wake up this morning,
no coffee, no waiters...
no phone, no mail,
no electricity, no nothing.
You've got a general strike here.
I will crush Ernest Reed.
Okay. Don't bust a blood vessel.
You want a stroke? A stroke is this.
You think that's a good look?
Now you gotta slow down
and figure this out.
Now, go after Reed if you have to.
But first, settle this strike.
Raise the minimum wage to $1 a day.
Sure, it's only fair.
$1 a day. Give a man some dignity,
for crying out loud.
But do something, Sol. I've got 150 pounds
of lobster melting in my freezer.
I will eat his bones.
Where is everything?
Where's the eggs, and the bacon,
and all the other stuff that's usually here?
And, Randy, where's my bran?
You know, I can't start a day without fiber.
We're not feeding that pirate $100 a day
for Rice Krispies and a banana.
Have you seen any of the staff?
We have no towels, nor any toilet paper.
- Well, why don't you call housekeeping?
- We have no phone.
Good morning! Anybody hungry?
Is anybody crazy? Where's breakfast?
Well, today we got something special.
Breakfast Jump-Up.
And what is Breakfast Jump-Up?
Well, it's when you jump up
and make your own breakfast.
I'm alive!
I'm alive! I made it! I'm alive!
I made it.
Okay. Stay cool. Stay cool.
Stay cool.
Got to figure out where I am. Figure...
Figure 16, 18 hours out there, maybe.
Figure 10 miles an hour or knots.
Allow for the Gulf Stream
and a headwind, that would put me...
I have no idea. I don't know where I am.
What am I, a captain?
Stay cool. Stay cool.
Got to think clear now.
First thing I got to do, build a house.
People of Saint Nicholas! 
Today is a day that will live in infamosity.
A day that Ernest Reed...
and his subversive American comrade,
Jack Moniker...
are threatening the peace
and prosperity of this...
our ancestral, if not native, home!
I, therefore, declare...
a national state of emergency.
I impose martial law.
And I order... 
all members of the...
National Defense Reserve Army Guard...
to report immediately for active duty.
- Excuse me. I have a phone call to make.
- Don't you go starting any wild rumors.
Let me start them.
I wouldn't even call it a revolution.
What is it? A bunch of farmers
with rakes and shovels.
We're not gonna get an ulcer over this.
That's what I like
about the Cayman lslands.
You want to do business, that's the place.
The three of us could do
some real damage in the Caymans.
Would you cancel that last call
and transfer it to the Cayman lslands?
Good gracious, it's the fireman.
I thought you'd gone.
People are so quick to flee these days.
First hint of a war and they start
running like frightened children.
I was certain you'd be back
in Minnesota, or Dakota, or whatever it is.
I can't leave here, Your