can. That's my friend
Lizzie McGuire.
Let him go.
Let him go.
I demand you tell me
everything you know
about Lizzie McGuire.
I demand you tell me everything
about Paolo Valisari.
I left him and all thoughts
about him on the island.
You may have left him
on the island,
but Lizzie is out there
pretending to be you
so you don't get sued.
We need to talk in private.
[ Grunts ]
Gordo's life is ruined
because of me.
Selfish me!
What are you gonna do now?
[ Sighs ] It's over.
I'm going to turn myself in
to Miss Ungermeyer.
Lizzie, you'll get sent home,
and you won't be able
to help Paolo.
I'm never going to be able
to get through this
the way I feel now.
Okay. Fine. Quit.
But then everything Gordo did
will be for nothing.
Now, you know things are bad
when Kate starts making sense.
I know one thing's for sure.
What?
I'm not gonna have to
act sick today.
[ Sighs ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Distant laughter ]
[ Laughter stops ]
[ Knock on door ]
Mr. Craft, you are in
the most historic
and beautiful city
in the world.
Has it had no effect on you?
Well, actually, it has.
The cobblestones
are shredding my wheels.
Switched to a pair
of birdhouse pterodactyls.
Have you even made a dent
in your reading list?
[ Scoffs ]
I finished it.
You read 1 1 books?
I mean I read the list.
[ Exhales deeply ]
[ Humming ]
[ lnhales sharply ]
Shh.
Shh.
McGuire.
Lizzie McGuire.
Si, si, we are in
the travel guides.
No. No.
[ Exhales sharply ] No.
We're the parents of Lizzie.
Ah! Si!
[ Laughing ]
[ Speaking ltalian ]
I'll call a cab.
It's very far.
Anybody else want to step up
to the plate?
Who's asking for McGuire?
I had left you
four messages already,
but she's been under
my watchful eye all the while.
Where'd Sanders go?
Lizzie? Sweetheart?
Honey?
[ Gasps ]
Cool!
[ Music playing loudly
over headphones ]
[ Music stops ]
Where is Lizzie?
Do you have
any embarrassing photos
or videos of her
while she's been here?
Ow.
Uh...
Tell us where Lizzie is,
or this deck's gonna catch air.
It's possible she's at the
lnternational Music Video Awards
doubling for pop star lsabella,
who's totally her twin.
Why does everyone
always look at me like that?
[ Jump 5's "Shining Star"
plays ]
[ Crowd cheering ]
ўЬ When you wish upon a star ўЬ
ўЬ Your dreams will take you
very far ўЬ
[ Screaming ]
ўЬ Once you see your light
so clear ўЬ
[ lndistinct shouting ]
ўЬ In the sky so very dear ўЬ
ўЬ You're a shining star ўЬ
ўЬ No matter who you are ўЬ
ўЬ Shining bright to see ўЬ
ўЬ What you can truly be ўЬ
[ Cellular phone rings ]
Prince William?
[ Chuckles ]
Tell him he'll have to hold.
[ Music continues ]
[ Crowd shouting ]
Ooh!
-Oh.
-[ Crowd gasps ]
[ Music resumes,
crowd cheering ]
ўЬ Shine its watchful light
on you ўЬ
MAN: Hey, Paolo!
ўЬ Words of wisdom,
yes, I can ўЬ
ўЬ You're a shining star ўЬ
ўЬ No matter who you are ўЬ
ўЬ Shining bright to see ўЬ
ўЬ What you can truly be ўЬ
[ Up-tempo instrumental music
playing ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Speaking ltalian ]
Si,
What?
He said for you to enter
from here, stage right,
and I must enter
from stage left.
What about my dress?
I have to get dressed.
It's in your dressing room.
Lizzie, you have time.
Calm down.
You can do it.
Of course I can do it.
This is moi
we're talking about.
I don't think I can do it.
Lizzie, you must.
We've rehearsed this.
You know the steps, the words.
You will be great.
I know.
How do you know?
Because.
Because you shine
like the light from the sun.
Paolo. Paolo.
MAN:
31 minutes till showtime.
[ Speaking ltalian ]
Lizzie.
Gordo!
What are you doing here?!
Lizzie, that's
not important right now.
You need to listen to me.
I feel so bad. I cannot believe
you would do that for me.
-Why aren't you gone?
-Long story.
I want to hear it, but
I've got to get my dress on.
Listen to me.
Paolo is setting you up.
What are you talking about?
Actually, he is setting me up.