denied
the cultural experience
of being in a foreign country.
You missed seven points
of historical significance
yesterday.
I know. It's really killing me
too, Miss Ungermeyer.
Which is why I thought
I'd bring you something
to help ease the pain, hmm?
Mmh, well, that's really
thoughtful of you.
Seeing as how
your teeny-tiny little body
doesn't have the strength,
we're gonna have to let
your mind do the wandering.
Ah!
"The Rise and Decline
of the Roman Empire," hmm?
I'd like one report on the rise
and one on the decline.
Ouch!
If I didn't have a headache
a minute ago, I do now.
[ Laughing ]
You don't have a problem
with that, do you?
Um, no.
-[ Scooter engine revs ]
-What else do I have to do?
ўЬ Why not ўЬ
ўЬ Take a crazy chance? ўЬ
ўЬ Why not ўЬ
ўЬ Do a crazy dance? ўЬ
ўЬ If you lose the moment ўЬ
ўЬ You might lose a lot ўЬ
ўЬ So why not? ўЬ
ўЬ Why not? ўЬ
ўЬ Why not
take a crazy chance? ўЬ
Wow.
I am so grateful for your help.
You're doing a very kind thing
for lsabella.
Uh, Paolo, where are we?
Via Condotti.
One of the most expensive
shopping districts
in the world.
We must find you
the perfect outfit.
[ Exhales sharply ]
WOMAN: Ah!
Oh, hey, lsabella, Paolo!
Ciao!
Your hair is so blond
and, uh, innocent.
-Who did it?
-Um...
The island we were on
was really, really sunny,
so it was j-just the sun.
We must get sun, too, no?
[ Laughs ] Ciao, bella!
Ciao, Ciao, Ciao.
They are so tall!
-They all want to be you.
-They want to be lsabella.
Sit and I'll get Franca.
I will just be a moment.
Whoa! Take your time.
I'll just be sitting here
in heaven.
UNGERMEYER:
Hard as it is to imagine,
as we look at the ruins
of the Forum,
that this was once
the center of commerce,
religion, and politics
in ancient Rome.
All right, now,
the Forum came into being
in the sixth century B.C.,
and with it,
a new urban culture was born.
Uh, um, di--
Yeah, Craft?
Is it time for the spaghetti?
It's 9:00 in the morning.
So? You never had leftover
spaghetti for breakfast?
I don't eat carbs.
You never had
a spaghetti sandwich, either?
This cultural experience
is, like, so wasted on you.
Excuse me, where did you
buy that Prada bag?
Craft! Sanders! Separate.
We did, Miss Ungermeyer.
And thank God.
Why don't you people, uh,
do something at your, uh,
skill level here?
Take a 10-minute shopping break
while I choke down an espresso.
[ Horns honking ]
This dude definitely spent
too much time on his biceps
and not enough on his abs.
Totally old school.
[ Girls speaking ltalian ]
[ Girls giggle ]
Wha--
Nice spy, bro.
Yeah, watch and learn.
The slow curve.
Works every time.
I've got to talk to them.
That's not how the slow curve
works. They come to us.
[ Speaking ltalian ]
Um, eh, ciao.
-Ciao.
-Ciao.
Do you guys speak English?
Yes.
It is your friend we like.
Word.
Word?
Is that his name?
Yeah, sure.
Do you know who that is
on the cover?
-Oh, lsabella. Certo,
-Certo,
Do you think you guys could
translate it for me?
Um, only if
you introduce us to Word.
Can I keep the magazine, then?
[ Giggles ] Deal!
All right. [ Sighs ]
Let's go.
[ Sighs ]
Ciao, Word.
Word?
Mmh?
FRANCA: English?
She's speaking English.
Our single is in English
and lsabella needs to practice.
What have you done?
Uh, uh, uh...
You look...
You look like a schoolgirl.
[ Yapping ]
Maximus, what is wrong?
You love lsabella.
Nice Maximus.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
Very odd.
There is something...
something very different
about you.
Um...
Rest.
The rest on the island
did lsabella good.
She is transformed.
Yeah.
Well, I cannot
put clothes on this.
You -- fix the hair.
Fix the eyebrows.
Fix the lips.
[ Scoffs ]
-Oh!
-And fix the ears!
Fix the ears?
Jewelry. [ Sighs ]
Jewelry.
That's a language
every girl understands.
[ Taylor Dayne's "Supermodel"
plays ]
ўЬ You better work ўЬ
ўЬ Covergirl ўЬ
ўЬ Work it, girl ўЬ
ўЬ Give it a