you sure you know
how to drive this thing?
This is Rome.
Nobody knows how to drive.
ўЬ Volare ўЬ
ўЬ Oh, oh ўЬ
ўЬ Cantare ўЬ
ўЬ Oh, oh, oh, oh ўЬ
ўЬ Let's fly
way up to the clouds ўЬ
ўЬ Away from
the maddening crowds ўЬ
ўЬ We can sing in the glow
of a star that I know of ўЬ
ўЬ Where lovers enjoy
peace of mind ўЬ
ўЬ Let us leave the confusion
and all disillusion behind ўЬ
ўЬ Just like birds
of a feather ўЬ
ўЬ And the rainbow together
we'll find ўЬ
ўЬ Volare ўЬ
ўЬ Oh, oh ўЬ
ўЬ Cantare ўЬ
ўЬ Oh, oh, oh, oh ўЬ
[ Singing in ltalian ]
Whoo!
[ Horn honks ]
ўЬ Volare ўЬ
ўЬ Oh, oh ўЬ
ўЬ Oh, oh ўЬ
ўЬ Cantare ўЬ
ўЬ Oh, oh, oh, oh ўЬ
ўЬ No wonder
my happy heart sings ўЬ
ўЬ Your love has given me
wings ўЬ
ўЬ No wonder
my happy heart sings ўЬ
ўЬ Your love has given me
wings ўЬ
Wow!
I don't know what catastrophe
is going to happen in Rome,
but with Lizzie there,
something will.
What are you going to do
with that information?
Give it away, like you did
with the graduation video?
Hey! She was really
freaked out by that.
And you have what
to show for it?
The pride of a job well done?
Try buying a PS2 with
the pride of a job well done.
Oh! [ Groans ]
[ Sighs ]
Matt, Matt, Matt.
We've been over this
before. Cash up front.
Melina,
are you staying for dinner?
-I'd love to, Mrs. McGuire.
-Great.
We'll need extra energy to work
on our summer reading list.
In that case,
I'll make brownies.
Oh.
I've said it before.
You're weak. Weak!
Don't do anything
without consulting me first.
You rock.
[ Horns honking in distance ]
[ Woman shouting indistinctly ]
[ Man shouting indistinctly ]
Hey, Paolo,
can I ask you something?
Si, carina,
Um, I know that our lives
are a little different.
Actually, like, several
universes different.
But doesn't Sergei get tired
of following us around?
Actually, Sergei's my bodyguard.
So, you see,
between me and Sergei,
you'll always be safe.
Whoa!
How famous do you have to be
before you need a bodyguard?
Paolo, go! Go!
I-It's Miss Ungermeyer!
It's our bus!
[ Brakes squeal,
air brakes hiss ]
-Go!
-I cannot.
Miss Ungermeyer, didn't we just
pass the Castel Sant'Angelo?
Yep. What about it?
I just noticed
it's not on our itinerary.
That is correct.
Well, s-shouldn't it be?
I-I mean,
it was a papal residence
and it does contain frescoes
from artists influenced
by the school of Raphael.
What are you up to, Gordon?
N-N-Nothing.
I-I just figure that,
while in Rome,
we should be exposed
to as much Renaissance,
Raphaelite work
typified by chiaroscuro
and Hellenic mythical imagery
as humanly possible.
[ Horn honks ]
Whew.
Ah, Gordon,
you are on the list,
and the list is not a place
you want to be.
What is this?
Only in Rome, huh?
You know how to move that, or
you want me to do it for you?
What are you looking at?
Want a piece of that,
a piece of the Ungermeyer?
[ Slaps ]
Over there by that statue.
You see it?
Yeah.
That's where
the artist Caravaggio
had his opponent
burned at the stake.
Or was it the pope
who had Caravaggio burned
at the stake?
Either way,
this neighborhood was tough.
[ Laughs ]
Paolo...
Si, carina?
Do you still love her?
Who? Isabella?
Si,
Of course I still love her.
But like a sister.
So, why did you break up?
It's, um, it's complicated.
-What?
-[ Sighs ]
Yes, we've been voted "best
pop duo of the year" again.
But I want to do
more serious music.
And when I told this
to lsabella,
she said flat-out "no."
I was forced to tell her,
"This is it.
This will be
our last CD together."
Did she totally freak out?
She totally freak out.
I feel awful about that,
but what about me?
I need to grow as an artist.
Yeah.
So, the other day
when I saw you,
I just -- I don't know,
I had this crazy --
I just -- I don't know.
W-What?
I had this crazy idea
that maybe you could help me.
[ Sighs, inhales sharply ]
Come on. How crazy could it be?
Just tell me.
No,