ll regret, Ellen! I'm being practical. If we drove straight through... ...we'd have three days at Walley World at best. Three. She can't weight more than 100 pounds. Oh, no! You can't put her up on that roof! Yes, he can! Do you want me to strap her to the hood? What's the difference? She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something. This is terrible! What a nightmare! Don't just blurt it out about Edna dying! How about if I ask him to play a guessing game? Oh, no, he isn't even home. Maybe the neighbors know where he is. The moron knows we're coming, and he isn't home. Normie's always been flighty. He's always been a jag-off. Will you watch your mouth? There's a note. "Have gone to Flagstaff. Be back on Monday." What a worm! It's locked! Okay, let's go! We can't leave her on the patio! Would you rather I slipped her in the night deposit box at the funeral home?! Come on! It's raining all over her! She can't catch a cold now, Mom! Clark? We have to at least say something. Okay, bow your heads, bow your heads. Oh, God... Ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair! Admit this good and decent woman into Thine arms and the flock... ...in Thine heavenly area up there. And Moab he laideth down behind the land of the Canaanites. And, yea, though the Hindus speak of karma... Clark! I implore you, give her a break. Clark! Clark, this is a serious matter! I'll do it myself! Honey, I'm not an ordained minister! I'm doing my best, okay? Lord, we love this woman with all our hearts! Let's not overdo it, Mom! Shut up! We know she deserves better than this... ...but my husband wants his beloved family to get to Walley World... ...to have their vacation! I hope you understand! Have mercy on his soul! Amen! Let's go! I hope you children have learned something about life and death! Yeah! Don't die unless someone is home! I think Normie will understand... ...when he sees the note we pinned on Edna's sleeve. Sure! You left his dead mother tied to a lawn chair in his backyard! I'm sure he won't mind! It's all over and done with! We'll find a motel and start fresh in the morning. I don't want to be in the car anymore. I want to go home! I don't want to go to Walley World! Clark? Under the circumstances, I would rather we just go home. In retrospect, driving across country, has been one disaster after another! Yeah, it's been a real drag, Dad! Maybe we can try it some other time. Walley World's overrated anyway. What do you think? I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well, I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation! It's a quest! It's a quest for fun. I'm going to have fun and you're going to have fun. We're all going to have so much fucking fun... ...we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling zippity-doo-dah out of your assholes! I have to be crazy. I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit! Dad, do you want an aspirin or something? Don't touch! The next time you have one of your outbursts... ...I'd appreciate it if you'd have some consideration for your kids. What are you talking about? You don't know? All I know is I'm trying to treat my family to a little fun! Spare me, Clark! I know your brand of family fun. Tomorrow you'll probably kill the desk clerk... ...hold up a McDonald's, and drive us a thousand miles out of the way... ...to see the world's largest ball of mud! You know what your problem is? You have an uncanny knack for looking at the dark side of things. That's your problem. You wouldn't know a good time if it came up and bit you! Where are you going? What do you care? Are you waiting for someone? No! Do you mind if I sit down? Fancy seeing you here. Having a nice little family vacation? It would appear so, wouldn't it? No, the ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Кровавый спорт на английском - текст Человек-дьявол на английском - текст Зейрам на английском - текст Полицейский из Беверли Хиллз 2 на английском - текст Гамлет на английском |