height and weight.
All I know is the man was
a saint with children...
...and a genius with food additives...
...and...
Clark!
Ellen!
Russ!
Audrey?
Audrey!
Are you all right?
I'm fine!
What happened to you?
How did you get here?
Well these two nice Indians and
a man on a camel called a tow truck.
Daddy's back!
Kids, are you thirsty?
- Yeah, I bet you are too!
- You said it!
What do I owe you?
I never heard of no one so stupid
as you driving off that road.
You must have manure for brains.
Yes, well, I'm from out of town.
What's the bill?
Come on. How much?
How much do you have?
No, I'm asking how much the repairs are.
I'm asking you, how much do you have.
You're crazy.
I don't have time to play around.
How much is it?
All of it, boy.
What does your sheriff think
of your business practices?
Audrey, how much
baby-sitting money do you have?
How come?
How much?
What's the matter?
I just spent $500
on four bald tires and a tow!
How much do you have?
$35.
She has $40, Dad.
How would you know? Unless you went
in my purse, you rotten sneak.
Have you been going through
her private property?
I don't give a frog's fat ass
who went through what.
We need money!
Edna, how much do you have?
She's asleep, Clark!
Russ, do you want to look
through Edna's purse?
Clark!
Unzip it.
She has 11 cents, Dad.
Terrific.
The motel will cash your check.
They better. We're going to
run out of gas.
I'm sorry, sir.
I can't accept this credit card.
Why not?
The computer says
it's has been reported lost.
My wife lost her credit
cards in Colorado and I reported it.
The computer is probably reporting that
I lost mine also, which I haven't.
Well, you'll have to straighten that out
with your bank.
Will you accept a personal check?
For what amount?
$300.
I can't do that, sir.
Look, I've lost all my cash and
we're on our way to California.
Walley World?
Yeah! Walley World!
And I'm sort of stuck between
a rock and a hard place.
You know I'd really appreciate it.
We require a major credit card.
I have $6.13 to my name...
...so I can see we're going to have
to work something out.
I've already told you that
I can't accept a check...
...without a major credit card.
I'll give you a check for $1,000.
All you have to give me is $300 in cash.
You can then keep $700 for doing nothing
more than acting like a total creep.
The only thing I can do...
...is have you stay here
until the check clears.
Ten working days!
Let's go, come on!
Where is Edna?
In the car!
Good! Come on, get in the car.
Don't you want to look
at the Grand Canyon?
Great, let's go.
Rusty, wake up!
Get out those sandwiches
I got at the gas station.
I'm so hungry, I could eat
a sandwich from a gas station.
There's one for everyone.
Audrey, wake Aunt Edna. It's time
for her to eat and take her pill.
Please, get off of me!
Mom, tell Audrey to stop pushing
Aunt Edna on me.
I'm sick of her lying
on me all the time!
Be quiet!
Auntie?
Honey, it's only a few hours to Phoenix!
Let her be, she's fine!
She's not fine!
She's fine! Don't be silly!
She's not fine, Clark!
She's dead!
She breathed on me!
A dead person breathed on me!
Her hand touched me!
She's stiff already!
Goddamn it, anyway!
She must have passed away
somewhere near Flagstaff.
What are we going to do, Clark?
Well, we could leave her here...
...and the first phone we pass,
we'd call your cousin, Normie...
...and he can come and get her, I guess.
That's the meanest, coldest...
What do you want me to do,
call Federal Express?
Mom, we don't have to ride
with a dead person, do we?
Please say we don't!
Come on, Mom. It'd be real easy
for Cousin Normie to find her.
All he'd have to do is
look for the buzzards.
Hell! Then we'll drive her
to Cousin Normie's.
I just didn't want to get caught up in
a funeral, inquests and all that crap.
You're the most self-centered,
egotistical, manipulative...
Don't say anything you'