repairing
every ride at the same time!
I think they owe us an explanation
and a little fun.
Whatever happens, just trust me.
Will you just trust me?
Sorry folks, the park's closed.
The moose outside should have told you.
Yes, we're here to see Mr. Roy Walley.
What is your name, sir?
Clark W. Griswold.
What is this regarding, Mr. Griswold?
It's a public... business...
summer inspection...
Personal matter.
Well, nobody notified
this office of anything!
Well, I'm notifying you.
I'll need more than that, sir.
Have you lost your mind?
Where did you get that?
At the sporting goods store.
You listen to me, fat ass.
You do what I say and there won't be
any problems, okay?
We drove 2,460 miles, just for
a little Roy Walley entertainment.
The Moose says you're closed.
I say you're open.
We're not really violent people.
This is our first gun.
No, it isn't.
What's going on here?
You! Freeze! Freeze!
Sit! Sit!
Lie down! Let's go, lie down!
Roll over!
Stay!
Okay! Let's ride! Let's ride!
Come on!
Stay!
This is scary isn't it?
You boys and girls make sure...
...you keep your hands on
the handlebars at all times.
We don't want any accidents!
Is that a real gun, Mom?
I don't know.
But when this is all over...
...your father may be going away
for a little while.
Boy, I sure am bushed!
Have you had enough yet, sir?
What do you mean "bushed"?
Where are the big rides?
The big ones?
Let's go. Get in the front.
Come on.
Has your father ever
killed anyone before?
Just a dog.
Oh, and my Aunt Edna.
Hey! You can't prove that, Rusty.
Rusty? May I call you Rusty?
I had a bad experience
on this ride once before.
What happened?
I threw up.
Now, don't do that again!
Goodie, goodie, goodie!
The Loop-D-Loop!
Come on, get in there.
Let's go, huh, kids?
Please, don't push!
Come on, Audrey.
Isn't this fun, honey?
That's not a real gun, is it, Clark?
What? Are you kidding?!
This is a Magnum P.I.!
It's a BB-gun!
Don't try me.
I could put your eye out with this.
You couldn't even break skin with that.
It could! It could break the skin.
It could put a lodge under the skin
and cause a bad infection.
That's an old wives' tale, Clark!
I'm telling.
See, I told you! I warned you!
If you wrecked the pants,
you'll pay for them!
Yeah, I'll pay for 'em.
Freeze!
Don't shoot!
Hands behind your heads!
Spread your legs!
Move up against the wall!
You two, over there!
It's just a BB-gun!
You are all under arrest.
You have the right to remain silent.
Watch your hands, mister!
How many are there?
A lot of them?
Whatever they want...
We'll pay 'em! We'll pay 'em!
Tell me, what is going on?
Everything's under control, sir.
They are terrorists!
Where?
Them?
He treated me like a dog!
He humiliated me!
What did he do with your dog?
He kidnapped me, Mr. Wally,
but I gotta tell you...
...I had a great time on your rides.
It was the most fantastic
experience I've ever had!
I like the part where you go
really way up high...
I'm glad you liked it.
Now, what's happening?
That is Roy Walley, honey!
I'm Russ Lasky. I met you
at the summer picnic last year.
I don't remember.
They kidnapped one of my men.
I was the one who got sick.
Anyway Mr. Wally,
I went on all the rides...
...I didn't get sick this time.
Normally I get sick on all your rides...
Quiet!
Mr. Walley... Roy?
I think I can make
some sense out of this.
Well, someone had better explain!
Or there will be a lot
of explaining to do!
I'm Clark W. Griswold.
This is my wife, Ellen.
Hi. We're big fans of yours.
We watch your show all the time.
These are my children, Audrey and Rusty.
Nice family.
We're from Chicago, Roy.
"The Windy City. "
I've been there many times.
We just spent two weeks
of living hell, driving out here.
We lost a dear member
of the family on the way.
But, the important thing,
Roy, is that...
...we could have gone anywhere
we wanted to this summer.
Anywhere in the world.