address for?
We like to send out mailers.
- I can't wait to get in!
- Me, too.
Let's go get our bathing suits.
Disgusting!
You're too cheap to pay
for a hotel room.
Oh, Clark, this tent smells.
Edna, this is your tent.
This isn't very romantic.
I don't think there's enough room
for two in this sleeping bag.
Right now, we're one.
One heart beating for two.
Sparky, there's a wild animal.
Yes.
I know, I'm going for it, honey.
Get off!
Down! Go!
I'm sorry, honey. It's Dinky.
I'll kill that dog!
What do you say, honey?
In spite of the problems,
it's fun isn't it?
No!
But with each new day there's new hope.
Kids, let's go!
We're losing daylight.
Did you walk him?
He took a big one
on Aunt Edna's blanket.
Good boy.
Help!
Go take care of Aunt Edna.
I'll take the leash.
Roll over, Dinky!
You're tearing my flesh!
Good morning, Edna.
Audrey, you're next.
No way, Josй!
What's the problem?
I had to sit next to Aunt Edna
last time. She smells like mothballs!
It's her turn.
For your information, Rusty slept
in his underpants last night!
Easy kids! Stop it!
Everyone into the car,
we leave in two minutes.
Or perhaps you don't want to see the
second-largest ball of twine on earth.
Which is only four short hours away.
Sweetheart, do you hear that rattle?
Where is it coming from?
Beats the heck out of me.
I've been looking for it since we left.
It's driving me crazy!
Dad, look behind you.
Now what have we done?
Will you hold my purse?
Just hold my purse!
Hello, officer, what's the problem?
Get out of the car!
I don't think I was speeding.
Was I weaving or something?
Shut up, sir!
If I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your
skull with the butt of this revolver...
...faster than you could
say, "police brutality."
Officer, whatever it is I've done,
I'm sure I can explain.
Explain this, you son of a bitch.
Oh, my God!
Do you know what the penalty
for animal cruelty is in this state?
No, sir.
It's probably pretty stiff!
You can't think I'd do this on purpose?
I tied him to the rear bumper
when I was packing the car.
It was very confusing,
I must've forgotten.
I'm sorry. I feel terrible.
How do you think that little dog feels?
I'm sorry, it really was an accident.
I guess I can buy that, sir.
But it is a shame.
I had a dog like that when I was a kid.
Poor little guy.
He probably kept up with you
for a mile or so.
Tough little mutt.
I was afraid you would
get pulled over, Clark.
You've been exceeding the speed
limit for thousands of miles!
Dad wasn't speeding.
The officer stopped us
because Dad...
He was speeding, Rusty!
No, he wasn't, Mom.
Listen to your mother!
I was speeding.
I was driving like a maniac.
We can all be grateful
that this man stopped us!
- You see, kids, a car...
- Here's the leash, sir.
I'm going back to get the rest
of the carcass off the road.
Thank you, officer.
Have a nice day.
Is this your idea of a good restaurant?
Dog killer!
I'm sure the food is just fine.
I'll take that.
Thank you.
Oh, kids!
Waitress!
"I've had some Ionely nights
"And I'll admit I cried sometimes
"Cause you were out of my life
"But then you called my name
"And you came back again
"I feel so inspired
"Kissing your lips of fire
"Little boy sweet, little boy sweet
"Sweet little boy of mine"
What happened?
What happened to your hair?
You're sweating!
Are you blushing?
Don't be silly.
Are you all right, Clark?
Of course, I'm fine!
I'm having a ball!
Come on, honey, look at the mountains,
breathe the air!
Put on a happy face for me.
I guess there's not much
more that can happen to us.
I think the worst is behind us.
Clark, I need my vanity case.
We have to go back and look for it.
All my credit cards are in it.
Honey, number one: I've already
called the bank and reported the loss.
B: We'll never find it when
we don't know where it fell off.
And three: I've got my credit cards.
And we've still got plenty of cash, okay?
No,