smells like mothballs!
It's her turn.
For your information, Rusty slept
in his underpants last night!
Easy kids! Stop it!
Everyone into the car,
we leave in two minutes.
Or perhaps you don't want to see the
second-largest ball of twine on earth.
Which is only four short hours away.
Sweetheart, do you hear that rattle?
Where is it coming from?
Beats the heck out of me.
I've been looking for it since we left.
It's driving me crazy!
Dad, look behind you.
Now what have we done?
Will you hold my purse?
Just hold my purse!
Hello, officer, what's the problem?
Get out of the car!
I don't think I was speeding.
Was I weaving or something?
Shut up, sir!
If I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your
skull with the butt of this revolver...
...faster than you could
say, "police brutality."
Officer, whatever it is I've done,
I'm sure I can explain.
Explain this, you son of a bitch.
Oh, my God!
Do you know what the penalty
for animal cruelty is in this state?
No, sir.
It's probably pretty stiff!
You can't think I'd do this on purpose?
I tied him to the rear bumper
when I was packing the car.
It was very confusing,
I must've forgotten.
I'm sorry. I feel terrible.
How do you think that little dog feels?
I'm sorry, it really was an accident.
I guess I can buy that, sir.
But it is a shame.
I had a dog like that when I was a kid.
Poor little guy.
He probably kept up with you
for a mile or so.
Tough little mutt.
I was afraid you would
get pulled over, Clark.
You've been exceeding the speed
limit for thousands of miles!
Dad wasn't speeding.
The officer stopped us
because Dad...
He was speeding, Rusty!
No, he wasn't, Mom.
Listen to your mother!
I was speeding.
I was driving like a maniac.
We can all be grateful
that this man stopped us!
- You see, kids, a car...
- Here's the leash, sir.
I'm going back to get the rest
of the carcass off the road.
Thank you, officer.
Have a nice day.
Is this your idea of a good restaurant?
Dog killer!
I'm sure the food is just fine.
I'll take that.
Thank you.
Oh, kids!
Waitress!
"I've had some Ionely nights
"And I'll admit I cried sometimes
"Cause you were out of my life
"But then you called my name
"And you came back again
"I feel so inspired
"Kissing your lips of fire
"Little boy sweet, little boy sweet
"Sweet little boy of mine"
What happened?
What happened to your hair?
You're sweating!
Are you blushing?
Don't be silly.
Are you all right, Clark?
Of course, I'm fine!
I'm having a ball!
Come on, honey, look at the mountains,
breathe the air!
Put on a happy face for me.
I guess there's not much
more that can happen to us.
I think the worst is behind us.
Clark, I need my vanity case.
We have to go back and look for it.
All my credit cards are in it.
Honey, number one: I've already
called the bank and reported the loss.
B: We'll never find it when
we don't know where it fell off.
And three: I've got my credit cards.
And we've still got plenty of cash, okay?And three: I've got my credit cards.
And we've still got plenty of cash, okay?
No, we don't.
You gave $500 to Eddie.
And everything has cost twice
as much as you figured out.
Honey, there's nothing in that luggage
that can't be replaced.
Except for your diaphragm.
We can cash a check down the road.
Don't you trust me?
As long as you don't tie me
to the rear bumper.
That hurt.
Clark, I think we're lost.
We're not lost!
Ellen, please, let me do the driving.
I don't think you'll find
the Grand Canyon on this road.
Jesus, it's only the biggest
goddamn hole in the world!
Clark, watch your language!
Make that the second largest.
Dad, I haven't seen a car for an hour!
Shut up, Audrey!
Dad knows where he's going.
Thank you.
You're lost!
Ma, I saw some detour signs!
I didn't see any.
I saw them when you and Mom
were trying to fold the map.
When they close a road
they put up big signs.
Like this one.
I think I broke my nose!
I stabbed my