anywhere!
CLARK: I thought you were!
Freeze!
CLARK: Don't shoot!
SWAT LEADER: You, out!
SWAT LEADER: Hands behind your heads!
Spread your legs apart!
Move up against the wall!
You two, over there!
It's just a BB gun!
You are all under arrest.
You have the rlght to remaln sllent.
Watch your hands, mister!
WALLEY: How many are there?
A lot of them?
WALLEY: Whatever they want,
we'll pay 'em! We'll pay 'em!
Tell me, what's going on?
Everything's under control, sir.
They're terrorists!
Where?
- There!
- Them?
He treated me like a dog!
He humiliated me!
What'd he do with your dog?
He kidnapped me, but I want to tell you...
...I had a great time.
It's the most fantastic time I've ever had!
I like the part where you go way up high...
I'm glad you liked it.
Now, what's happening?
That's Roy Walley, honey!
I'm Russ Lasky. I met you
at the summer picnic last year.
I don't remember.
They kidnapped one of my men.
I was the one who was sick.
LASKY: Anyway, I went on all the rides...
...I didn't get sick. Normally, I get sick
on all your rides...
Quiet!
Mr. Walley? Roy?
I think I can make some sense out of this.
WALLEY: Well,
someone had better explain!
Or there will be a lot of explaining to do!
I'm Clark W. Griswold.
This is my wife, Ellen.
Hi. We're big fans of yours.
We watch your show all the time.
These are my children, Audrey and Rusty.
WALLEY: Nice family.
We're from Chicago, Roy.
"The Windy City."
I've been there many times.
We just spent two weeks of living hell,
driving out here.
We lost a dear member
of the family on the way.
But, the important thing, Roy, is that...
...we could've gone anywhere
we wanted to this summer.
Anywhere in the world.
But when I asked my kids...
Kids, remember when I asked you
where you wanted to go on vacation?
What did you say?
Hawaii?
Shut up, Russ.
Audrey, you remember?
Walley World, Dad?
"Walley World, Dad!" Roy Walley World.
Do you have any children, Mr. Walley?
Are you kidding? I have seven.
I thought so.
Seven, did you hear that, honey?
You look so young!
Did you ever drive them across country?
I took the whole clan to Florida one year.
The worst two weeks I ever had in my life.
The smell from the back seat
was unbearable.
I know that smell.
Imagine how your kids would've felt
if Florida had been closed.
They don't close Florida.
CLARK: I know they don't close
the state of Florida.
When we got here, to Roy Walley World...
...and it was closed down...
CLARK: If you had seen the look
on my kids' faces...
I guess I went a little haywire.
You went a lot haywire, if you ask me!
I'm very sorry, sir.
I'm sorry to all these people.
I didn't mean any harm.
I want you to ask yourself one thing.
If you were me...
...wouldn't you do the same thing
for your children?
No.
POLICEMAN: Mr. Walley, do you want me
to take them downtown and book them?
No... no.
Forget it, Officer. I'm not going
to press any charges.
What did I tell you? Did I say trust me?"I found out long ago"
"It's a long way down a Holiday Road"
"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick"
"Going to take a ride
to the West Coast, kids"
"Holiday Road!"
"Holiday Road!"
"Holiday Road!"
"Holiday Road!"
"I found out long ago"
"It's a long way down a Holiday Road"
"Holiday Road!"
"Holiday Road!"
"Holiday Road!"
Clark Griswold.
I'm trading my wife's old car in.
Say good-bye
to the old gas-guzzler, Russ!
It's pretty exciting, isn't it, Rusty?
What's that, Dad?
Picking up the new car!
You can't wait, can you?
Hi there, Ed!
Good to see you, Mr. Griswold!
How are you doing?
Rubin right?
Rusty.
Look at him. He can't wait.
So, did you bring your trade-in?
Yes, a guy just took it away
a couple of seconds ago.
Well, let's get to it, then.
We were worried that the new car
might not be ready yet.
We're on our way to California
in the morning...
...big vacation, the whole family,
Walley World...
Walley World? Very exciting, Clyde.
Clark.