saw you.
Russ, come here a minute.
Russ...
You know I wouldn't do anything
to hurt your mom.
It's been a long drive.
[Crickets chirping]
I work very hard for you,
Audrey and your mom.
I guess when you get older
you get these feelings...
...and these feelings make you do things
you wouldn't normally do.
Like swimming naked with girls?
Yeah! Like swimming naked with girls.
Well, not with girls.
You think I was swimming with girls?
I saw just one girl.
Who, that girl?
Oh, no, that's a waitress.
No, I was just ordering in.
She's a pool waitress.
I was ordering some fish for you,
Audrey and Mom.
She took your order?
She took my order, yeah.
Swimming waitress.
You understand, don't you, Russ?
Sure, I understand.
Do you think Mom will buy it?
Good talk, Son. Go to bed, Russ.
Goodnight.
[Slow instrumental music, background]
Ellen?
CLARK: Ellen?
Honey?
Are you mad?
No.
Do you like that girl?
Is that what you want?
Oh, no.
How could I like a girl like that?
She's ugly.
I love you.
I'm sorry about everything.
I got angry because you were right
and I knew it.
I was hurt, honey.
I'm sorry, too. It's not all your fault.
I know you've been trying.
I'm going to try, too.
I know how to have fun.
And I'm going to prove it.
ELLEN: Come on. Come on! Come on!
Honey, you don't have
to prove anything to me.
I want us to have some fun together.
- Come on!
- The water's very...
[Ellen screams]
[Upbeat instrumental music, background]
[Ellen squeals]
[Upbeat instrumental music continues]
CLARK: We must be gettlng close.
We're almost there.
Everybody just take it easy.
I know we're getting close.
What is that? What is that?
CLARK: There it is!
Walley World, next three exits!
[Audrey and Rusty cheer]
CLARK: We made It, dammlt! We made It!
[Trumpets blow, background]
The Griswolds are one hell
of a family, huh?
Don't get too much sun, now. Watch out!
[Upbeat introductory music, background]
[Ellen gasps]
It's beautiful!
It's just beautiful!
[Clark sobs]
Oh, darling!
[Celebratory military music continues]
AUDREY: We made it!
ELLEN: You did it, Clark. Sparky...
CLARK: We're the first ones here!
We're the first ones here!
ELLEN: But we're so far away, Clark.
At the end of the day, when the lot's full...
...and everyone's fighting to get out...
...we'll be the first ones out, too!
CLARK: Why?
Because we're the Griswolds!
[Clark laughs]
Come on, I'll race you!
[Light instrumental music, background]
MARTY MOOSE: Sorry, folks.
We're closed for two weeks...
... to clean and repalr
Amerlca's favorlte famlly fun park!
Sorry!
[Marty Moose chuckles]
Clark! What are you doing?
We watch his program.
We buy his toys. We go to his movies!
He owes us!
Doesrt he owe us?
He owes the Griswolds, right?
Fucking-A right, he owes us!
Clark, you're scaring me!
Don't be scared!
I just think someone owes us
an explanation, that's all!
Come on.
ELLEN: Clark, now just a minute!
[Fast-paced instrumental music,
background]
[Tires screech]
[Tires screech]
Honey, will you check the mileage, please?
ELLEN: Where are you going?
I'll be right back.
CLARK: I'm just going to get
some sporting goods.
[Tires screech, car horn blows]
[Fast-paced instrumental music continues]
ELLEN: Clark, will you listen to me?
Let's just find a hotel.
I'll have my parents wire us money.
We'll fly home and forget
this vacation ever happened.
Relax. I told you I'm not angry anymore.
I'm in complete control.
They can't be repairing every ride
at the same time!
I think they owe us an explanation
and a little fun.
Whatever happens, just trust me.
CLARK: Will you just trust me?
Sorry, folks, the park's closed.
The moose out front should have told you.
Yes, we're here to see Mr. Roy Walley.
What is your name, sir?
CLARK: Clark W. Griswold.
What is this regarding, Mr. Griswold?
It's a public... business...
summer inspection...