for kerry's cookies.
honesty is the key to success.
l want an honest campaign.
honesty? That's good.
Are you familiar
with high quality's products?
l eat the stuff every day.
- What is your opinion?
- honestly?
l think your oatmeal sucks.
nobody likes it.
lt tastes like dirt.
chewy dirt.
Your bologna tastes like rubber.
You have to smother it with mustard,
so you don't taste it.
but not your mustard
'cause your mustard tastes like shit.
Your frosted flakes have half the sugar
that Tony the Tiger's does.
And your bread just rips apart.
Just try spreading peanut butter
on it... right in your hands.
not your peanut butter 'cause it sucks.
l don't think this is a good idea.
- he asked me.
- ms connors...
what do you think about what he's saying?
lt's outrageous. lf this is your idea
of a joke, l don't find it funny.
no, l'm just being honest.
- You've been honest enough.
- no, please. Go on.
ls there anything
about high quality foods you like?
Your potato chips are pretty good,
but then again l like greasy food.
lt's not bad that you sell cheap stuff.
not everybody can afford
a ¤3.00 box of fruit Loops.
but you shouldn't call it
high quality foods, 'cause it isn't.
big sak, if you want to be honest,
you should call it Low quality foods.
but you don't want to do that...
Why don't you try calling it
something like Affordable foods.
Or change the ''best there is'' thing to,
''high quality food
because you can afford it.''
Or make your food really great,
then you can say,
''Eat this because everybody
deserves high quality foods.''
how dare you insult our product.
mr. sakamoto, l am so sorry.
This is ridiculous.
l've never seen anything
so unprofessional.
Well, maybe l'm just not good
at these kinds of meetings.
All right?
l got a hot date.
l'm out of here.
nice tits.
l'm out of here also.
nice chi-chi.
l've got the nurses' station.
Get me Walter bentley on the phone now!
bmW.
mercedes.
Jaguar.
hey, chico!
Take care of her.
Yeah.
l'll take care of her.
l haven't robbed anyone.
l've been robbed.
Look at me.
Do you think l dress this way?
- l'm an executive.
- 383.
l'd sue for false arrest,
but l'd probably end up in the electric chair.
One comb.
- Listen, l need a ride.
- shoelaces.
hello. Earth to Little Abner.
l need a ride.
- We're not a taxi service.
- One piece of paper.
Oh, God.
God, Debbie, l'm so sorry.
Don't be silly.
lt was good to hear your voice again.
l got to cancel my credit cards,
l got to call high quality foods.
l got to call Elizabeth.
l need to go back to Walter's in malibu.
- please take me there.
- first, l'm making us dinner.
no! l have to get back there right now.
spencer!
l am not moving until you say yes.
Yes!
so, then... mitch tells me he's married.
Obviously, he was not the man for me.
no way.
he thought he could control me.
l felt like...
like l was in prison.
- man, l know that feeling.
- Yeah?
Trapped, lonely.
frustrated. You're stuck inside.
You don't know how you got there,
but you're there.
Yeah.
l was in a relationship like that recently.
lt lasted about three years.
controlled by one person,
who could be so cruel.
Exactly!
All you want to do is experience
the things you can't reach.
Like a baseball game or a...
a dinner with a pretty girl.
l'm... shy.
- You wouldn't know it.
- somehow, l...
l feel free.
l feel... open.
l feel sexy.
check!
check, please.
As we await the sixth and
possibly final game of the World series,
unless authorities decide
to forcibly remove the inmates
from their barricaded prison cells,
tomorrow while you're sitting at home
watching the game...
These pants fit before
my cauliflower and radish diet.
- Thanks a lot.
- l was a fashion disaster.
l'd lost 70 pounds.
Gained back 20, lost 1 0.
l used to be on an avocado diet
before l found out they were fattening.
Did you know that?
You see them in health food stores.
You never think of