You want to go to the game?
- No.
Come on, what are you going to do?
You don't have to be at work tomorrow.
That's true.
Wait, don't move.
Hey, come on. Let's kick some butt.
- You can use a little fun.
- Fun?
- My life is over.
- No, it's not. It's just beginning.
Cubbies.
It's the Chicago Cubs. Did you know
you and I are both from Chicago?
- Now that's exciting.
- It is exciting.
It's a statistic. It's a coincidence.
It's a divine right that
you and I should be here together,
while the Cubs are in the World Series.
We have to be at the Cubs.
They need us.
One leg over the other.
Come on and there we go!
That easy. Come on, let's go.
You really are an escaped convict.
Yes, sir. 37 counts of Grand Theft Auto.
And you really did break out of prison
to go to the World Series.
Yeah.
That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.
You want to hear dumb?
I'm about to break a date with the most
beautiful girl I've seen in 5 years.
That's dumb, Spencer Barnes.
It's all because of you 'cause
we're going to the Cubs game.
In the car. Hot dogs, hamburgers,
Cokes, popcorn.
Cotton candy.
Get in there. All right.
Spence, you tight ass.
Way to go.
- Hello.
- Jewel, it's me.
Spencer! Where are you? Are you okay?
Listen, I'm really sorry,
but I have to cancel our date.
I need to spend some time with a friend.
God, Spencer.
You're so sensitive.
What are you doing tonight?
Are you busy?
I got some plans for tonight,
but I'm free tomorrow.
Tomorrow's fine.
Is Spencer Barnes here?
No, I'm afraid he's not here right now.
Can I help you?
I'm not sure.
You are?
I'm his wife.
His what?
O'er the ramparts we watched
Were so gallantly streaming
And the rockets red glare
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there
Oh, say does that star-spangled
Banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free
And the home of the brave
Go Cubs! Kick some ass!
Let's go. Here's your hat. Let's go!
Play ball!
All right! Play ball.
Then he took me downtown.
We went to a blues club...
- Blues club?
- Then we came back here...
Spencer hates blues.
What do you mean? We had...
The guy you're describing sounds like
a totally different person.
To be honest,
you don't look like
the kind of woman that would be married
to a man with a tattoo.
A what?
Hello.
Hello, is Spencer there?
No, Spencer's not here.
Who is this?
It's Debbie.
Let me have it. Who's Debbie? Debbie?
- Yes?
- What do you want?
Tell Spencer I'm sorry about last night
and I shouldn't have kicked him out.
Tell him he can keep the pants.
- What?
- What?
Come on, get your World Series
souvenirs here.
Here, got you a Coke and a dog.
- Thanks.
- Man, I love this game.
What's wrong with you?
Nothing. I screwed up with everything.
I never got what I wanted.
What did you want?
I don't know.
You know what you want?
I want the Cubs to win the World Series!
Nice hit.
You better leave now.
You don't want to get stuck in traffic.
What happened with your wife?
You get caught cheating?
You banging the babysitter?
- We don't even have any kids.
- How come?
I never thought there'd be enough time
to raise them right.
You got plenty of time now.
Call her. Give me that.
Go ahead, call her.
She probably misses you.
My wife thinks I'm a single-minded,
obsessive jerk.
You are a single-minded, obsessive jerk.
- You don't have to be if you don't want to.
- You sure?
No, I'm not sure.
- That's my dad's phone.
- He's a scout. He's calling the bullpen.
What a play!
Did you see that?
- Let's get that guy for an interview.
- OK.
I got it! Did you see that?
I just reached out, I snagged it.
The home run ball.
Mark Grace and the Cubs
in the World Series.
Did you see that spectacular catch?
You didn't see it? Why?
- I was on the phone.
- You should've seen it.
I was reaching out there and grabbed it.