barnes, Diane connors.
- I've heard good things.
- Right.
I like your strategy.
Beating the owner of the company
in tennis. Smart way to get attention.
I was just trying to win.
Exactly.
We're all trying to win.
When I heard you beat sakamoto,
I knew I was gonna like you.
Mr sakamoto.
Good Evening, ms connors.
Hey, big sak!
What's up, man?
I've never had such
a competitive opponent.
You play an unusual game of tennis.
Unusual, but effective.
You're not so bad yourself.
You gotta choke up on that racket.
Let's get down to business, shall we?
Now bentley is in first place
to take over our national ad campaign.
Now, here's the deal, spencer.
Friday's close was at 56.
One of the most active stocks traded.
Smoke?
I don't smoke,
but a couple of my friends do.
Mind if I take some?
Thank you.
My point is this:
As well as we're doing,
we want to do better.
The bottom line after all is... money.
I'd like to propose a toast.
To international business, good
commercial relations between all countries,
and to the healthy future
of high quality foods
thanks to sakamoto Enterprises and
to bentley Advertising!
Hear, hear!
A toast to competitiveness,
good management,
profit and honesty.
- Spencer, do a toast.
- Sure.
A toast...
To the cubs winning the World series
and big tits.
I'm sure you're familiar
with our last campaign.
Yes...
high quality Foods
The best there is
I watch Tv all the time.
We've been using that for years.
We are looking for a new image.
And we love what bentley did
for kerry's cookies.
Honesty is the key to success.
I want an honest campaign.
Honesty? That's good.
Are you familiar
with high quality's products?
I eat the stuff every day.
- What is your opinion?
- Honestly?
I think your oatmeal sucks.
Nobody likes it.
It tastes like dirt.
Chewy dirt.
Your bologna tastes like rubber.
You have to smother it with mustard,
so you don't taste it.
But not your mustard
'cause your mustard tastes like shit.
Your frosted flakes have half the sugar
that Tony the Tiger's does.
And your bread just rips apart.
Just try spreading peanut butter
on it... right in your hands.
Not your peanut butter 'cause it sucks.
I don't think this is a good idea.
- He asked me.
- Ms connors...
what do you think about what he's saying?
It's outrageous. If this is your idea
of a joke, I don't find it funny.
No, I'm just being honest.
- You've been honest enough.
- No, please. Go on.
Is there anything
about high quality foods you like?
Your potato chips are pretty good,
but then again I like greasy food.
It's not bad that you sell cheap stuff.
Not everybody can afford
a ¤3.00 box of fruit Loops.
But you shouldn't call it
high quality foods, 'cause it isn't.
Big sak, if you want to be honest,
you should call it Low quality foods.
But you don't want to do that...
Why don't you try calling it
something like Affordable foods.
Or change the "best there is" thing to,
"high quality food
because you can afford it."
Or make your food really great,
then you can say,
"Eat this because everybody
deserves high quality foods."
How dare you insult our product.
Mr. Sakamoto, I am so sorry.
This is ridiculous.
I've never seen anything
so unprofessional.
Well, maybe I'm just not good
at these kinds of meetings.
All right?
I got a hot date.
I'm out of here.
Nice tits.
I'm out of here also.
Nice chi-chi.
I've got the nurses' station.
Get me Walter bentley on the phone now!
BmW.
Mercedes.
Jaguar.
Hey, chico!
Take care of her.
Yeah.
I'll take care of her.
I haven't robbed anyone.
I've been robbed.
Look at me.
Do you think I dress this way?
- I'm an executive.
- 383.
I'd sue for false arrest,
but I'd probably end up in the electric chair.
One comb.
- Listen, I need a ride.
- Shoelaces.
Hello. Earth to Little Abner.
I need a ride.
- We're not a taxi service.
- One piece of paper.
Oh, God.
God, Debbie, I'm so sorry.
Don't be silly.
It