a honest way.
Be straightforward and true.
With Walter bentley?
By ignoring your own situation,
you're only lying to yourself.
If it really matters to you,
get it clear in your head
what you want to say and say it.
Don't play games.
You think?
There is something
very different about you.
Yeah, there is.
I don't know what it is,
but you're not the typical anal
yuppie I guess I was expecting.
Definitely not.
I've never been one of the those.
- What are you doing for dinner?
- Dinner?
- You've got plans.
- For dinner? Plans? No way.
I don't even have one plan.
I'm available.
Great. So... pick me up at 8:00?
8:00 would be great!
Yeah!
Hello?
Hi. Is spencer there?
Sure. Hang on a second.
Spencer? Spencer!
I'm busy.
He's in a Jacuzzi.
Can he call you back?
What's he doing... Listen,
would you tell him it's Elizabeth
and I'm returning his call
and I'd like to speak to him now?
Hang on.
Spencer, it's Elizabeth.
Tell her I'll call her back.
He's gonna have to call you back.
Tell him not to bother.
You have no idea how grateful I am.
Thank you very much.
I was just leaving the house,
about to close the door...
and I thought of you.
Just then, the phone rang.
I'm telling you, it's karma.
This is an unbelievable offer,
an unbelievable offer of quality
and craftsmanship for you
and your family.
Are you ready?
Just ¤999.00.
Grab the credit cards. ¤999.00.
Can you believe what I just said?
If you've got a credit card,
you'd be crazy not to call now.
For a limited time, we'll call it
our World series special.
We'll deliver almost anywhere
in just 24 hours.
Yes, hello.
I'd like to buy that big screen Tv.
Can that be delivered?
Yes, california county Jail.
Care of Lebradford brown, please.
American Express.
3712...
3456...
Thank you.
Lebradford'll love this.
Holy shit.
God, I love running on sand.
How you doing?
- How's it going, man?
- Great.
Boy, you guys look benevolent.
- Thanks.
- Is that yours?
That's beautiful.
Let's go for a beer.
We can't, really.
We don't have time.
Shall we?
Shall we what?
- We've got a meeting.
- This is getting complicated.
You ought to put your suit on.
Diane's pretty compulsive about her time.
I'd love to go, guys,
but I've got a hot date.
- A date?
- With a chick.
We understand you do things
a little differently.
Ted and I like it, but if you miss
this meeting, it's business suicide.
I'll be in deep shit?
Precisely.
- I get to ride in that?
- Yeah.
Homies, I'll be back in a sec.
Homies?
Yes, sir. Uh-huh.
Hmm... no. Hmm... no.
No.
No, no, no, no... yes.
Spencer barnes... You look first-rate.
Phenomenal.
Superlative.
And benevolent.
Fuckin' A, man.
...five four.
Ok.
Thanks a lot, Debbie.
- Sure you're not free for din-din?
- No, I really am.
Next time, I promise.
If you change your mind, I work
at the cosmetic counter at I magnin.
- I take lunch between 1:00 and 2:00.
- Goodbye!
Ask for susan.
Susan will come get me.
Wait! I'm here!
Come back! I'm here!
Oh, no!
I'll kill him!
- Hello?
- Spencer!
- Walter!
- I told you to lose to sakamoto.
I heard you beat him
in three straight sets.
That wasn't me!
What do you mean?
Take responsibility.
It was somebody else.
Yes, and he's been screwing up.
I'm getting chest pains.
Go out and get that account, damn it!
Walter, let me explain...
freeze!
Man, I don't know.
- What's the matter? You nervous?
- Kind of.
Don't worry about Diane.
Relax.
- Be yourself.
- Like us.
Diane. Is philip there, please?
I'll be with you in a minute.
This one?
I don't want excuses,
I want results.
- I want you to finish that report...
- can I get you a drink?
- I'll have a gimlet.
- Same.
Do you have that tequila
with the worms in it?
- No.
- Then I'll have a gimlet.
Very good, sir.
Be in touch.
I told you to proof-read this.
There are two spelling errors,
the columns are off,
and the staple is vertical not horizontal.
Spencer