Then I got divorced again last year,
but everyone saw that one coming.
Alan worked for nAsA,
but he was no rocket scientist.
Now I'm on the prowl.
It's hard to find a good man.
Yeah... Yeah!
I gotta shop here more often.
Hey!
Do you have a favourite designer?
You should. Mine's carl Lagerfeld.
I think he's great.
It's the Angels.
Oh, my God!
I love baseball players.
They're so big.
Here you go, Jimmy.
Congratulations. Enjoy the game.
Any words to the Angel fans
out here, Jimmy?
Yeah, stu.
Cubs are gonna kick butt! Yeah!
Where is he?
- Need a ride, spencer?
- No, thanks. I'm being met.
There's a reason
we were on that flight together.
We were both going to LA.
I'm talking about karma, spencer.
About infinite possibility.
About us.
I understand about this natalie person.
Elizabeth.
All I'm saying is,
I think you're on the rebound.
No, I'm happily married, honestly.
All I'm saying is...
I'm your friend in LA.
I want you to have my number.
- Thanks.
- Don't be afraid to call me.
Thanks a lot.
Ok.
- I appreciate it.
- Call me.
Goodbye.
Ah, no...
The white zone is for loading and
unloading of passengers only.
No parking.
You've reached the barnes' residence.
Please leave a message.
Elizabeth, I just want to say
I love you.
I miss you already
and I'm really sorry.
I'm in the terminal
and I love you very much.
I'll try to be better.
I love you very much.
Talk to you soon.
- Hello?
- Brenda, listen, my luggage is lost.
The car's not here.
I can't be late for these meetings.
T ou're lucky you caught me.
I'm on my way out.
Hold on, I have to get the limo number.
I see him! I'll talk to you later.
Driver! Chauffeur driver!
Barnes!
Yeah, baby, yeah.
No, I swear I wasn't cheating on you.
No, it was just a friend.
¤1,000 reward?
1,000 bucks!
What the hell's wrong with you?
We're not getting any younger!
This is a mess.
- Hello.
- Spencer.
How are you feeling?
Rotten. When you play tennis
with sakamoto, lose.
He's really competitive.
Your losing will show respect.
Absolutely.
That's great because I'm going
to be tested... for a bypass.
Oh, Walter, a bypass?
Now don't worry, spencer.
You get the account and I'll live.
Consider it done.
- Bye.
- Goodbye.
- Have you seen my filofax?
- Nope.
Oh, my God! My life is in there.
Meet me at the terminal!
I can't. I've got
an important pickup in 45 minutes.
Wow!
This guy's loaded!
Man.
Thanks.
- Have a nice day!
- If the cubs win, it'll be a great day.
The flintstones must live here.
Big lake!
Yes, sir!
Surf's up!
Ok, thank you.
Membership has its privileges.
They Oked your credit
even without your card.
Great!
- Today's not your day.
- Why?
It's the World series weekend
and we're all out of cars.
No, I must have a car!
In 20 minutes, I have
the most important business meeting.
I must have a car. Anything, please!
- Well, there is one.
- I'll take it!
- But it's due for body work.
- That's all right. Let me have it.
"Spencer barnes."
Credit cards.
More credit cards.
Lots of credit cards.
Phone numbers.
Power words.
First-rate.
Phenomenal.
Superlative.
Benevolent.
Bullshit.
Alarm instructions?
All right.
Yeah! Sweet.
Wow!
I'm on fuckin' dynasty.
Yeah! All right!
Cute.
That's a weird couch.
I bet the chicks dig this place.
...at the Milton K. Prochik
Correctional Facility for a live update
on the World series strike.
No violence has yet been reported.
Still, this minimum security prison
World series strike
could be the most unique
human interest story of the year.
To get a better assessment,
let's talk with the warden,
Mr. Frank Toolman, at
the Milton K. Prochik Correctional Facility.
Let me get your appraisal
of what's going on here.
This is not a serious situation.
It does not call for violence.
They're men of good will
and we're currently talking.
So, there's no reason for violence.
This is relaxing.
Not at all. It's indicative
of a