joke. A joke.
I love you, Tanya.
Albert Ivanovich, I can not stand it anymore!
Kozlov is misbehaving each lesson. He is very rude, Albert Ivanovich, it's a nightmare.
Kozlov, go out and wait there.
Take a seat, please.
Thanks.
We have to do something, Albert Ivanovich, I'm begging you.
Alla Sergeyevna. We have got information... It appears that your daughter is getting married with a foreigner and is gonna leave her motherland.
This all is leading to very grim thoughts.
But she is in love with him. And she is not going to change her citizenship.
She has always been, and will always be, a soviet citizen.
I don't know, Alla Sergeyevna, I don't know.
But Albert Ivanovich, times have changed nowadays.
For us, for the people, who are responsible for bringing up the children, Alla Sergeyevna, the times should always remain the same.
What a nightmare.
Come here, you bastard.
Maybe "bastard" for some people, but for others Yurij Petrovich.
Ok, Yurij Petrovich, I have to talk to you.
25 quid.
Do you know, how many times I have heard exactly that expression?
25 "quid", 10 "quid", 100 "quid", from the bartenders, from the hotel staff.
From other people, working with us.
But I payed them because I had to pay them. But what about you?
What are you mumbling?
25 quid, you say? Ok, deal!
Come here.
Come, come.
See?
Sit still!
You smelly bastard, cheap idiot, if you one more time rise your scrappy tail to Anna Sergeyevna Sajtseva, your teacher, or say any single word during class,
I will smash you all over the wall. Understood?
I'm asking, understood?
Yes, understood.
So, that's better.
It concerns all of you.
Good bye children.
Best regards to your parents.
Tanka, there are girls there waiting for you.
Tanja, may I go with you, please?
Look at yourself! Straighten your clothes. You look a mess.
Yes. Thank you.
Hallo.
Hi.
Hi.
Why did you come?
We wanted to see something shocking, how an intergirl is working for her country in her spare time.
Very simple. One day and night and then 3 days of rest.
The job is not difficult, it's rather quiet.
Quiet for whom?
What do you mean for whom? For me? for my mother, for the policemen?
It's high time to go out.
No way. Why did you come?
We have a present for you.
Get in.
Tanyuha. Do you need an arctic fox?
A fur coat?
Yes.
What size?
Yours.
How much?
1000 bucks. Or, as our Moscow colleagues say, a thousand greenbacks.
I don't have any currency right now, but how much is it in rubles?
Seven thousand.
Seven?
Maybe I should buy it for my mother? Otherwise she doesn't have any winter coat.
Show me.
Lyalka, try it on.
Wow, what a beautiful girl!
A competitor to be.
Forget it!
Take it off. You are too young to get used to such clothes.
Ok girls, a deal. I will buy it.
I don't know when I will get money again, but my mother has nothing to wear for winter.
You will bring me the dough and get a fox.
Thanks.
Listen. I kicked a frenchman out of the bar today. Because he was packed, and could therefore not perform. I only lost my time.
So you went unpaid? Lyalechka, go, you shouldn't listen to this. Go!
No, she has got her 100 bucks. It was me who didn't get money today. I'm giving 15 rubles to the doorman in a hotel restaurant, he brings me to a table with a huge frenchman.
Huge shoulders, horrible face. I put him in my car and drove to my place.
But on our way he tells me that he is not interested in women but fancies only guys.
So if I will find a man for him right away, then he will pay me 300 franks.
Did he make it up to you?
What have I told you? Get out of here!
Not a chance. Don't you know, french will never pay me any compensation. He would kill for 1 frank, fucking queer.
Now you can count: 5 rubles for entrance, 1 ruble for hanging a coat, 15 rubles to Genka, 25 to the driver. All wasted.
I have to go.
What's the matter?
Tanya, could you take me with you once?
Let's go and work. "take me with you.."
Madame Larson.