uncomfortable to...
when you sit at your PC...
Can't you think of something smarter?
You have only three wishes, you idiot!
I'll buy a new car, build a dacha...
Everything will be the way it's supposed to.
Through this hacker we'll get millions!
He hasn't got any money,
has nowhere to go...
He'll work it off.
Genie is already out. The jug is gone.
Stay there and listen what they talk about.
Hello? Hi. So, what about the money?
One moment. Khottabych,
can you make money?
It's like a piece of
paper with a picture.
Will it be your first wish?
Yes! I'll be right back.
- Hello? Hello?
- What hello?
- Hello?
- Hello to yourself!
Are you nuts? Where should I get
100 bucks from?
In 5 minutes I'll return you 200!
Then here you go.
Hm. It is a high-quality papyrus.
But is this pattern beautiful?
I don't know. But a lot of people like it.
- And how many of these do you want?
- A million! A milliard! Better: a billion!
- In short, the heck of a lot!
- I got it.
Heck-knows-how-much-llion.
Hey, but not all at once!
He'll pay? Know what?
Maybe I should shove this
one grand into your ass! Get it?
Enough making a fuss of him.
We'll give him the shakedown.
I'll call you back. If it's Gena..
Gena, it doesn't concern you!
Lena! Look, I drew Khottabych out!
He was in the jug.
He's really cool! He can
do everything you want!
Imagine!
So, call me back asap.
Yesterday an unknown
hacker again attacked
the "Microsoft Co" server.
Hacker, server...
Nonsense!
They're all lamers there.
And the unknown hacker is me,
by the way.
Cool, eh?
Unfortunately until now we could
only find out that the break-in
of the Company's server was
carried out by a hacker from Moscow.
We count on your cooperation
in the terrorist capture.
All right. We are ready to cooperate
in the terrorist capture.
And our security expert
will surpervise your work.
Supervise?
- Yes. Anny arrived from Seattle today.
- So this is the kind of experts Mictosoft employ?
Now I understand everything.
I don't doubt you're playing
professionally with dolls.
In that case we'll work separately.
And then we'll se who catches him first.
Hackers.. Hackers...
Ok, Moscow hackers.
This one's lamer.. lamer.. lamer...
Hey, Mazahaka. We'll start with you.
Well, mister. You wanted my picture...
You'll get it.
Oh, familiar nick. It's that American chick!
How did she get it
that I'm from Moscow?
Sent a photo too.
- Ohh... A nice maiden.
- Yeah..
- Do you know her? - I know her for awhile,
but I see her for the first time.
Actually I already tried to know her better,
but didn't manage.
- Khottabych, is it your magic?
- I didn't touch anything here!
So, I should send her a photo too.
She'd better not see
that. That's not it...
It's me fooling around,
she'd better not know this either...
She won't understand that...
She'll understand that, but wrong...
This should stay my little secret.
This one's ok.
Although, some retouches are needed.
Oh, that's better.
Khottabych, that's
the girl I need.
My wish: I want her
to fall in love with me.
Not only a hacker, he also knows
how to use Photoshop.
Lena? You don't need to call me back.
So?
It won't work. There are
things even genies can't do.
A genie can't kill, can't force to love,
and can't undo love.
Yeah, awesome magician.
Well, I'll consult my online ghosts.
I'll meet her today.
Your suggestions?
Be cool.
Be a real
Not like all whites.
Important is to seem older.
Show her you're an adult.
Give her Chinese lantern.
It's so romantic.
Fill her up with beer.
Let her booze up.
Take her for a ride, invite her to your place,
and be a real macho.
All right. Take for a ride, fill up with beer.
A ride, hm... Car, car,
that's not it.
Oh, that's a cool car.
But no, she might get scared.
That's a really cool car!
Registration: 60 days.
Fuck, too long.
Done in 40 minutes.
That's exactly what I need.
Hmm... romantic atmosphere.
Khottabych, how can one