fella, huh?
Hyah, Pinkie! Hyah!
They're gaining on us, Pinkie!
A cat's life is at stake. Whoa.!
Thanks for the ride.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Please call 911.
Please.!
This is exactly
what I deserve anyway.
I promise if I survive,
I'll never compete with a dog again.
Okay.! You got me.!
But before I say good-bye...
Oh, isn't this the final irony?
Look who's here to witness this.
The mailman!
You're so stupid.
Whoo! Yeah!
Whoo. Whoo-hoo.
Yes!
Odie, come here.
That's a good boy. Oh, hi.
Ladies and gentlemen, Happy Chapman.
That is one talented dog!
You know, this is exactly
the kind of dog...
that could have
a future in television.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Chapman,
but Odie's just my pet.
And that's... that's all
I really want him to be.
- You're kidding.
- No.
Okay. Well,
this is for you.
And, uh...
this is for you if you
happen to change your mind.
You just ring me up.
You give..."Hello? Hello?
I changed my mind.
I wanna be a star."
- Okay.
- Okay!
- Okay.
- Let's hear it for Odie!
What a sensational ending
to a rather unconventional show.!
- Smile.
- Our winner today...
a fabulous dancing puppy
called Odie.!
...the cul-de-sac. Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de-sac.
N-Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de...
I'm h-home.
- I had fun today. Thank you.
- Yeah, me too.
Would you like to come in?
- Uh, not today.
- I knew that.
- I'm sorry.
- Jon, I wanna come over, just not today.
I have to cover
for another vet.
Oh! Really?
How's Sunday?
Sunday is... Sunday's great.
S-Sunday's good. Sunday.
Okay.
So, I'll...
- I'll see you Sunday.
- Sunday.
Sunday.
Why? Why has this happened?
I was the one.
It was all about me.
Not about some stupid,
sniveling, smelly...
high-maintenance disco dog.
Ahh!
Oh, no.
Huh? Oh...
You just can't do this, Jon. He's trying
to tear us apart. Don't you see that?
You know me. I'm too lazy
to try to destroy your house.
I was provoked, pushed,
prodded, driven mad.
You can't kick me out of my own house
like I'm some kind of animal!
Oh, come on, Jon. Jon!
You know I'm scared
of the dark.
Yeah, that's a good boy.
Who's a good boy?
Used to haveJon to myself
Day or night
There was no one else
From dawn to dusk
my meals would come
I'd lounge about in my home
But now I'm out
in the cold of night
All alone till
the dawn's first light
I'm in a new dog
state of mind
Used to think I had a home
A special place
to call my own
But now the dog's in
and I'm out
I've got noJon
I've got no clout
I'm in a new dog
state of mind
Leave me alone.
You've won.
You're inside with him,
and I'm out here all by myself.
Odie? You came out here
to be with me?
I'm touched.
And you must be touched in the head.
See you in the morning, little fella.
You know, a puppy needs a little tough love
every now and then.
I think it builds character.
Hello, Pooky. Miss me?
You know what? I'm gonna
make it up to Odie tomorrow.
I'm going to teach him how to
drink out of the toilet.
Poor Odie.
- That cat is such a pig.
- Garfield's a pig?
You never put
the dog out at night.
Why not?
Because dogs...
run away.
Sure, Jon, I'll eat
all your lasagna for you.
Oh, look.
What do we have here?
You're a lost dog.
Well, we can fix that.
Oh, do I feel good
this morning.
I slept like a fat cat.
Hey, tall, dark and human,
what's for breakfast?
Odie! Where
are you, boy?
Well, relax. Uh, I think
he was going to camp out.
- Odie?
- Well, he probably had
a sleepover at Luca's, I think.
Odie! Odie?
Hm. Well, maybe he's fetching
the paper for the neighbors.
Where is that silly dog?
I can't go on like this
anymore, Wendell.
I've got to get a dog.
I think that's a lovely idea.
I know you've been sad and lonely since
the divorce, and I've tried to be a friend...
Not for me, you imbecile.
For the act.
If I could get my hands on
a really