know you don't want to be first 'cause
everybody laughs at you. Don't worry.
Come on.
Ok.
There he is! Hi, daddy!
Audrey!
I went by your house
every day and fed your fish, and...
here's all your mail.
Oh, my god.
Baby, please, I' m trying to drive.
- I missed you.
- Yeah, I can tell.
No, I mean, I really missed you.
- Really?
- Yeah.
That's nice.
- Hey, the pizza shop's closed.
- Yeah, yesterday.
And next week the barbershop,
the record store.
The only one doing well
is the guy who rents u-hauls.
A lot of people are moving.
You haven't said anything
about the japanese. How did it go?
Remember the first time I met your dad?
He came after me with a power sander?
- Yeah.
- It didn't go quite that well.
They should've sent somebody else.
Mr douglas? Hunt Stevenson.
I used to work for you, remember?
I understand you're plant manager
up there now. Congratulations.
I really liked working for you
when you were here.
Yeah. Hey, how's mrs douglas doing?
So, you never hear from her, then?
Oh... termite man, huh?
Yeah. Well, I' ll tell you
the reason I' m calling.
I' m toying with the idea of relocating.
And I was...
yeah, so... I' d go through
the local union up there, huh?
Ok. Hey, how's that dog of yours,
rusty? That frisky little...
steam-rollered, huh?
Hunt Stevenson, yeah. No, Stevenson.
Yeah, you know me.
We were at the kindergarten together.
No, not you and me,
me and your cousin hector.
He used to talk about you
all the time at nap time.
That's right.
Listen, ed, here's why I' m calling.
I' m the foreman up here in hadleyville.
I understand you're doing
some hiring down in the galveston plant.
Hey, I can jump in a car right now
and be down there in 29 hours.
Come on, Hunt, forget about it.
You did the best you could. You did.
Check this out. Guys, look at this.
Look who's coming.
Heather DiStefano!
- Who's that guy?
- What? You like him?
No, I don't like him!
- Hi, boys.
- Hello, Heather.
- Hi, Hunt.
- Hi, Heather.
- God, Hunt, she says hello to you?
- She always says hI to me.
She likes me.
In high school,
I kept her picture in my locker.
I kept one in my pants, pal.
We've rearranged the produce.
Now, when people are broke,
they don't buy meat.
Crackers here, cookies down here.
- Where the kids can see them.
- Gotcha.
Hunt!
Sweetie, you know
I enjoy your company, but...
...do you really think it's a good idea
to follow me around all day?
Can we talk about this over by the milk?
Hunt, come here! This is great,
I can't believe it. Come here!
- My eggs.
- Your eggs?
- You ok?
- Yeah. Great news! You did it!
I did? Great! What'd I do?
- They're coming, next week.
- Who?
Boys!
Do you want me to get the fire hose?
Now, line up and get ready to bow.
Welcome.
Greetings from hadleyville.
I' m the mayor, Conrad Zwart.
Sorry. That always happens
when I say my name too fast.
Right up here, please.
Thank you for this surprising greeting.
We have many plans.
I' m sorry, I' m not good a speaker
as man you sent us.
- Where is mr Stevenson?
- Right over there.
Mr Stevenson's presentation
is a big reason why we are here.
Anybody home?
- Ah, mr Stevenson. What a pleasure.
- How ya doin'?
The door was open, you said two o'clock.
My name is Takahara Kazihiro,
corporate managing director.
Thank you.
Anybody have any subaru or suzukis?
No, ok, go fish.
Now I got it. I' m trying to remember
how I know this guy. Now I know: Tokyo.
Right? I saw you in tokyo. You were
screaming and foaming at the mouth.
Yes, I remember.
What was the deal?
You guys were going crazy.
- Management training programme.
- For executives who are failing.
- Mr Stevenson.
- Yeah.
We would like to offer you
a new position.
We would like for you
to be employee liaison.
Are you shittin' me? That's great!
This is outline
of our company's labour policy.
You're to introduce it
to your fellow workers.
Why can't we just run the plant the way
we