talk either, man.
See how you like it.
Just total fuckin' silence.
Two can play at that game, smart guy.
We'll just see how you like it.
Total silence.
Mr Lundegaard, this is Reilly Diefenbach
from GMAC. How are you this morning?
- Real good. How you doin'?
- Good. You're hard to get on the phone.
Yah, its pretty darn busy here,
but thats the way we like it.
Thats for sure. Now, I just need, on these
last financing documents you sent us,
I can't read the serial numbers.
Yah, but its OK. The loans are in place.
I already got the... What?
- $320,000. You got the money last month.
- Yah. So we're all set, then.
Yes, but the vehicles you're borrowing on,
I can't read the serial numbers. If you...
- But the deal's done. I got the money.
- Yes. We have an audit here.
I just have to know that these vehicles
you're financing with this money exist.
- Yah, well, they exist all right.
- Well, I'm sure they do.
But I can't read the serial numbers,
so if you could read me...
Yah, but, see... I don't have 'em in front
of me. Why don't I fax you over a copy?
Fax is no good. Thats what I have,
and I can't read the darn thing...
Yah, OK. I'll have my girl
send you a copy, then.
OK. Because if I can't correlate this note
with the vehicles, I call back that money.
- Yah. How much money was that?
- $320,000.
I gotta correlate that money
with the cars its being lent on.
- OK. No problem. I'll fax that over...
- No, no. Fax is...
- I mean send it. I'll shoot it over to you.
- OK, fine.
OK. Real good, then.
- We're with Katie Carlson.
- Hi.
Now, we just want to remind
all of our viewers at home
that this March, for the second year in
a row, Katie and I, with Twin City Travel,
will be leading
a two-week trip down the Nile.
Its a terrific time. I know you've heard
about it. We want all of you to come with.
And thats the truth.
OK, for those who've just joined us,
Katie is gonna show us
how to make Holidazzle eggs at home.
- Now, Katie, I gotta admit.
- What?
I was a little bit surprised when I first
picked this up. This is an empty egg.
- Thats right, Dale.
- There was an egg in here, right?
- Yeah.
- OK, well, how do you...
You don't have an empty chicken
somewhere that lays empty eggs?
No, no. I guarantee this was
an honest-to-goodness Grade A...
- Unguent.
- What?
I need unguent.
- Am I doin' it?
- Push it.
Shit.
- How're you, Stan? How ya doin', Wade?
- Good to see you again, Jerry.
If the numbers are right,
this looks pretty sweet.
- Oh, those numbers are right, all right.
- This is doable.
- Congratulations, Jer.
- Thanks, Stan. Its a pretty...
What kind of finder's fee
were you looking for?
The financials are pretty thorough, so
the only thing we don't know is your fee.
My fee? Wade, what the heck
are you talkin' about?
- Stan and I are OK.
- Yah.
- We're good to load in.
- Yah.
But we never talked about your fee
for bringing it to us.
No, Wade, I was bringing you this deal
for you to loan me the money to put in.
Its my deal here, see.
We thought you were
bringing us an investment.
- Yah. Right.
- You're sayin'... What are you sayin'?
You're saying we put in all the money
and you collect when it pays off.
No, no, see, but I'd pay you back
the principal, and interest.
- Heck, I'd go one over prime.
- We're not a bank, Jerry.
If I wanted bank interest on $750,000, I'd
go to Midwest Federal, talk to Bill Diehl.
- He's at Norstar.
- He's at...
No, no. But, see,
I don't need a finder's fee.
I need...
Finder's fee's, what, 10%? Heck, thats not
gonna do it for me. I need the principal.
- We're not gonna give you $750,000.
- What the heck were you thinking?
If I'm only getting bank interest,
I want complete security. Heck, FDIC.
- I don't see nothing like that here.
- Yeah, but I...
OK. I'd guarantee you your money back.
I'm not talking about
your damn word, Jerry.
- Jeez, what the heck are you...
- We're not a bank, Jerry.